I have to admit that, although I’m American born and raised, I never really apprehended the whole baseball analogy for sex thing. I blame the fact that I didn’t have very many friends growing up, let alone friends who talked about sex much, and only had two dates in the whole of my teenage years (pretty sad, huh?). To make matters worse, I’d already had sex with two people prior to actually dating anyone, so the whole dating bases with regard to sex escaped me completely.
Now that I’m a dirty old man, however, I thought it high time I brush up on the basics (or would that be “base-ics”?) of teenage dating terminology in terms of baseball sex analogies and am almost embarrassed to admit I had to consult a teen sexuality Q&A site called Go Ask Alice (who the fuck is Alice? (sorry, British in-joke there)) in order to find the information on sex bases I desired. Here’s what the site had to say with regard to the dating intimacy progression with regard to girls:
- First Base = kissing, including open-mouth French kissing
- Second Base = petting above the waist, including touching, feeling and fondling the chest, breasts and nipples
- Third Base = heavy petting and/or orally stimulating below the waist, including touching, feeling and fondling her labia lips & clitoris and fingering her vagina
- Home Run = sexual intercourse
All well and good, but what of going farther than fucking with the fairer sex? Specifically, how long do you have to be dating a girl before she’ll show you her cervix? And would that be Fifth Base in the baseball sex analogy game? I wouldn’t know, as I’ve never seen a girl’s cervix in real life. Then again, I don’t engage in gyno porn pussy speculum play nor do I know a girl like Alysha who can prolapse her cervix out of her vagina at will. Sure, I’ve felt many a beautiful cervix in the course of my perfect pussy quest, but seeing cervices is an entirely different matter altogether.
So thank Ah Pook for close-up pussy porn sites like InTheCrack who show every erotic aspect of a girl’s genitalia in intimate detail including extreme close-up speculum shots of her spread pussy all the way down her gaping vagina to the little penis-like protrusion of her cervix as the entrance to her womb in all its gorgeous genital glory! How intensely intimate is that?! And so, in an effort to get to 5th Base (albeit in a virtual vaginal way) here are four girls gaping their pussies with specula so we see the cute cervix concealed therein, here are lovely labia spreading lasses Heather Vandeven (who has perhaps the second most beautiful cervix I’ve ever laid eyes upon), Zuzana Z, Shawna Lee & Louisa Lanewood in close-up pussy spreading speculum play cervix photos courtesy of InTheCrack.com:
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