Plundering Pretty Pirate Pussy
Ahoy, me mateys! This being International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I was pleased to see some pretty pirate pussy from FemJoy gracing my e-mail inbox today and thought a piratical post might be in order. And so, according to their website, here are the top 10 pickup lines for pulling pirate pussy…
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
…and their #1 piratical pickup line is…
1. Prepare to be boarded!
…I, however, find myself most fond of the #1 piratical pickup line used by lovely lady pirates - “You. Pants Off. Now!” - straight and to the point, leaving you but to drop your breeches with a hearty “Arrr!” and prepare to plunder the buxom beauty’s booty (wait, it seems like I’ve heard that one before, as it’s eerily familiar and hits quite close to home - no, my bad, that’s usually “Shut up and get on yer back!“).
Anyways, on with the pussy pics - one set suitably piratey and the others not so nautical in nature - all courtesy of FemJoy.com:
September 19th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Ahoy Matey. This here be the booty fer me. T’would put the wind in me sails fer young Ashley to shiver me timber.
Keep the wind to yer stern ‘n yer dreams in yer sights.
September 19th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Pirate booty! YARRR!!!
September 27th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Hah! If you’ll be the pirate, I’ll be the loot!
The girl with the long curly blond hair is I think the most beautiful girl you’ve blogged here. Really lovely.