Sorry for the overly clinical title of this post, but if I were to write a personal ad on a dating site to find a girlfriend for my wife & I, I’d have to include hypertrophic labia minora at the top of my list of sexual preferences. I can tell you from experience that there is nothing more embarrassing than going home with a girl, getting naked and commencing foreplay only to find myself incapable of having sex with her because she’s “just not right down below”.
Yes, sad to say, I am that shallow. And, yes, I know it’s just a psychological or, better yet, psychosexual issue on my part but, if an otherwise well-endowed woman doesn’t have obvious external female genitalia once aroused to erection, fucking her just doesn’t feel right. No, I need a sexy girl with beautiful large labia lips (and a big clitoris and/or huge clit hood wouldn’t go amiss, either) to give me something substantial to fuck and suck on. Give me a girl no visible genitals save for a slit to get inside her vagina, and I simply don’t know what to do with her, sex-wise.
But how would you word this in a personal ad? Hypertrophic labia minora required feels too medical whilst “Got flaps?” seems too crass. I find it unfair that large breast lovers can spot girls with big boobs a mile off, but large labia lovers like me have to get a girl sexually aroused before we know for sure (don’t get me wrong, I like big tits too, but this is a secondary sexual characteristic for me since discovering the genital joy of large labia love in my late 30s).
So what could I say to ensure the well-endowed women responding to my personal ad are blessed with ample anatomical assets down below as well, like this gorgeous little blonde semi-anonymous girl genital giant whom, for me, represents the holy grail of female genitalia?
Oh, and special thanks to my most massive labia minora loving mate Paul M Apphart, pussy photographer extraordinaire for Honey’s Luscious Labia site, who identified my giant girl genital goddess as Stefie Lauren (although her Model Mayhem link no longer works). Big thanks, too, to the anonymous Argentinian flaps fan who sent me the link to the nude Stefie Lauren photo above. However, I do wish people would not remove website watermarks when they post photos on-line, as both the model and site deserve credit for the wonderful hard work they do in providing the biggest pussy lips for big cunt flaps connoisseurs like ourselves!
Anyway, ever since big flaps fantasy female sexual anatomy expert Paul posted her name, I’ve been searching for Stefi Lauren photos and videos to no avail. So, does anyone know of any other pussy porn sites upon which she appears? Or if she might be going by a different name? I need to see some extreme close up pussy photos of this girl so I can perform a proper gynecological examination of her exceptional genital endowments! Sure, I get some girls who “cum” close, like lovely MaryAnne flashing her labia flaps here on the Unique Sexy Girls site…
…but I can never tell if it might be Stefi Lauren going by yet another glamour model pseudonym or someone completely different who just looks a little bit like her. Erm, somewhat off topic with respect to the MaryAnne photo above, but does anyone else feel like I do that a fully clothed girl flashing her gash and revealing nothing more is the sexiest pussy pose of all?
So, whilst I anxiously await any further information readers may have to share with regard to the whereabouts of Stefi Lauren on-line, here’s more of magnificent MaryAnne poking and massaging her big clit hood until her micro penis sized clitoris pops out (whilst I sit here in very well-endowed wonder over what her fully engorged clitoral erection might look and feel like, begging for a blowjob as it is already) courtesy of UniqueSexyGirls.com:
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