My Vagina Site

Having indulged in my fair share of genital worship this weekend with big pussy lips passion still burning within me, the sweet taste and soft texture of swollen twat flaps lingering heavy on my large labia minora obsessed mind (it’s like French kissing a girl with twin tongues down your throat, it is, proof positive that more than a mouthful is not a waste where the female genitalia are concerned), I was sorely tempted to launch into an extended erotic essay on the metaphysical aspects of the genitally well-endowed woman’s mons pubis with respect to the Yoni – the Sanskrit word for vagina – as sexually creative and generative essence of all things universal in the esoteric Kama Sutra tradition but, before I could even get started, my Tantric sex thoughts were suddenly interrupted by a vaginal visitation from the Pussy Angel with her luscious large labia lips as out-stretched wings, cute little clitoris face and clit hood for a halo appearing before my very eyes…

…however, rather than inspiring me to explore the higher existential plane of oral sex as a religious experience with the female orgasm as its ecstatic conclusion, the appearance of my pussy angel instead got me to thinking about other shapes a girl could make with her reproductive organs! You know that popular Puppetry of the Penis show? I believe there should be a Puppetry of the Pussy one, too! Granted, it would take a girl well-endowed down below in order to properly pull off pussy puppets like my vagina angel above, or the fairly convincing pubic impression of a small, uncircumcised penis using a pussy pump below…

…(although, to be honest, I’d personally prefer sucking a girl’s genitals deep into my mouth then sculpting her lovely lady bits with my tongue, but what’s a girl alone to do?) yet, with a flaccid thus reasonably flexible big clit plus a pretty pair of suitably large labia lips, one can only imagine all the cuntingly clever possibilities creative pussy puppetry could provide!

[That, and wonder what happens when those Puppetry of the Penis boys get an erection on stage?]

Anyway, my strange sexual stream of consciousness now broken, I might as well share how eerily apropos it feels my pussy angel should “cum” courtesy of beautiful, blonde and sexy Angel Piaff from WetAndPuffy.com…

        

        

        

        

        

…so it’s no cute cunt coincidence my pretty pussy flaps fairy is also the girl stretching her pussy into a penis puppet in my animated genital .gif! Thus, once again, here’s lovely large labia Angel Piaff masturbating in her pussy pump masturbation video from WetAndPuffy.com:

    

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You know how much I enjoy making up funny vagina songs by taking an existing tune and re-writing sexually explicit lyrics so it reflects more of a sexy twat theme? Well, yesterday, I got caught up playing a genital game about the most beautiful, glorious and delicate treasure known to man: FLAPS! :~D

[Pah, I should not have posted that pussy photo, as now I'll just be totally distracted staring at what may well be the second sexiest labia minora I've ever seen! Must. Stop. Looking.]

Wait, no, anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, the female genitalia game. It was on Twitter under the hash tag #ReplaceSongNamesWithFlaps (which was found because flaps were trending here in the UK – how cool is that?).

After I’d amused myself to no end trying to sing along with such classic feminine flaps favourites as Willow Smith’s “I Whip My Flaps Back And Forth” (would love to see the music video for that!), the Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Had Flaps Like Me?” (somehow seems more apropos for the Pussy-cat Dolls, doesn’t it?), Queen’s “Bohemian Flapsody” and Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Flaps” (eww, but thanks for sharing that one, Sarah), I set off to penning my own pussy lips lyrics, “cumming” up with new twat tongue themed song titles like “Baby Got Flaps” by Sir Mix-a-Lot, The Gap Band’s “Flaps Upside Your Head” and “Poker Flaps” by Lady Gaga.

Sadly, the double entendre in that last one had me laughing so hard that my wife told me off for having too much fun with flaps and not getting any porn work done (despite Vix having been the one to find the funny flaps tweets thread in the first place). But I am working today, so, nerr! :~P Although I did come back late last night to add The Beatles’ “I Wanna Hold Your Flaps” to my pussy play list (all the while feeling “I Wanna Hold Your Flange” would’ve scanned much better). ;~)

Erm, before I go on (tee hee – Celine Dion – “My Flaps Will Go On”), I should give genital credit where credit is due, as the gorgeous female genitalia in that most beautiful pussy lips close-up photo above is elegant and sensual Sabina from the Wet & Puffy website…

…right, then. Back to having fun with pussy flaps! One of the silly twat tunes I thought of was “You Gotta Have Flaps” by George Michael (yes, I know, it’s just “Faith”, but George Michael’s “Flaps” didn’t sit right with me), and so I thought I’d have a go at some labia-centric lyrics from George Michael’s pussy perspective if he came out of the closet as a secret large labia minora lover (after all, if straight women and gay men can be boobiesexuals, why can’t they be labiasexuals as well?). However, this proved to be yet another case where “flange” worked better than “flaps” as a sex slang synonym for labia lips. Thus, here’s my imaginary “Flange” by George Michael…

Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your labia
I know not every body, uh
Has got a labia like you

‘Cause I gotta have flange
Ooh, I gotta have fla-ange
Because I gotta have flange uh flange uh flange
I’ll finger your flange uh flange uh flange uh.

…erm, needs more erotic effort, doesn’t it? I do feel it could be a big pussy lips hit, though! Alas, if only I could get him to record my revised and badly misheard song lyrics so we could add it as a soundtrack to a close-up flaps fondling large labia video like this from sexy Susane at WetAndPuffy.com:

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When I saw this sexy vagina vidcap of a naked teen girl masturbating with large labia lips wrapped around a steel dildo shaft…

…it reminded me how much I love masturbating in much the same manner, albeit with big pussy lips wrapped around my shaft, our intertwined genitalia glistening in the natural sexual lubricant of her sweet vaginal juices, jacking off with soft genital flesh caressing my cock ’til I cum, piss flaps in a twist around phallus as our shared bodily fluids combine. *sigh*

But that’s not what I’m here to talk twat about today, as I recently received the sweetest little e-mail from a girl who wants bigger labia lips! I know!! In this impossible body image self-conscious age with a sadly mistaken mass media dictating what is “normal” and designer vagina surgery threatening the extinction of our beloved large labia lips altogether, here’s a rare and wonderful girl who feels her labia lips are too small!

As a lover of women well-endowed down below, I found hers a most heart warming message, as it means there may be a genital glimmer of hope for the many males amongst us who prefer our girls well-hung. So I started searching for resources and, although I’d never recommend something as drastic as labia augmentation surgery, all of those links seemed to focus upon enhancement of a labia majora, not minora – unless you want labia reduction surgery, heaven forbid!! It’s just not fair! I mean, boob jobs go both ways, so why not labiaplasty?

Trying to think of a natural method of labia enlargement for her, the only non-surgical solution I could come up with was the humble pussy pump (although I personally prefer to use my own mouth for this method, locking lips on labia and sucking hard ’til I feel like there’s more than a mouthful of swollen flaps tickling the back of my throat, but that’s just me), as genitally exemplified in this close-up pussy pumping video from WetAndPuffy.com…

…but, again, that mainly just works on the labia majora, doesn’t it? And so, I am at a loss for how to help this poor girl on her genital quest to make her pussy lips bigger. But if anyone has any tried and true ideas on labia minora enlargement, please let me know and I’ll pass them along with best wishes she achieves her large labia dreams. :~)

I know, I know, I should be telling her to be happy with her female genitalia as nature intended it, but I’m just upset a girl can get a breast enlargement to make her tits bigger (should she so desire), yet no such “self-confidence boosting” options seem to be available for girls wanting larger labia lips!

Anyway, giving most gorgeous engorged genital credit where credit is due, the lovely young nude girl masturbating in the pussy pump video above is beautiful busty teen Arkida from WetAndPuffy.com:

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I’m not talking about those innocent upskirt shots where you catch a brief genital glimpse of a girl wearing no panties and skirt too short to prevent the accidental pussy flash when she sits a certain way…

…but deliberate indecent public exposure wherein the pussy flashing girl wants you to notice her anatomical assets, like the sexy large labia redhead spreading her ass cheeks to flash her flaps in my genital direction below…

        

…as I find such genital exhibitionist tendencies in a girl so terribly sexy. Sure, girls with big boobs get their tits out all the time, but a genitally well endowed woman exposing her pussy in public is a rare erotic thing indeed. In fact, I’ve only seen one large labia lady deliberately sitting with her big pussy lips exposed to attract the genital attention of a passing gentleman, and it wasn’t even me (although the labially elegant English lass in question would take me to task over calling her a “lady”).

I don’t know, I just feel there’s something about an intentional pussy flash that’s more intimate than tits, especially if the girl’s fully clothed otherwise. But, since there are so few large labia lovelies flashing their flaps about, I suppose I shall have to resort to porn to satisfy my female genitalia flasher fetish. Lucky for large labia lovers like me, I found just the thing in Evgenia, a sexy young Ukrainian girl in a skirt so short it leaves her long labia lips hanging out in public pussy flashing videos from PublicExpose.com:

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Having satisfied my insatiable oral fixation with a surprise cunnilingus treat late last night – “you could give me a blowjob” being the six sweetest words a girl can say to me – I find myself still left longing for the luscious taste of pussy with large labia lips locked between mine. Alas, if only I could have her gorgeous genitals grafted to my mouth human centipede stylie, maybe my eternal and unrequited lust for her labia lips would at long last be sated. Then again, that could pose a pussy problem when she pissed, couldn’t it?

Anyway, in an erotic effort to get her genitals off my mind for a moment, I decided to look for other girls getting cunnilingus (which, to be fair, might just make my oral sex obsession worse) and stumbled upon what may well be the holy grail of pussy pleasure in porn, my vagina blog’s own biggest labia lips queen Dominika getting cunnilingus from a girl called Heaven…

…which seems anatomically appropriate, really, since having a pretty pair of big pussy flaps in my face surely feels like heaven to me! And so, here’s an extra large labia lesbian big pussy lips preview of the well-hung girl on girl genital close encounter between Heaven & Dominika at MC-Nudes.com…

        

        

        

        

        

…the most stunning cunt skin color contrast between Dominika’s dark labia lips and light skinned sexy redhead Heaven’s pale milky white finger flesh in the first photo above providing a perfect pussy perspective to launch into a gynecological essay on variations in complexion of the female genitalia. But I’ll save that subject for another pussy blog so we can just enjoy this all too brief clip of the Heaven & Dominika cunnilingus video from MC-Nudes.com:

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