My Vagina Site

Big tits on glass was a porn phenomenon I first blogged on My Boob Site some years ago and, since then, there’s been no end to further breast fetish erotic examples of large breasts pressed against glass table tops and such. Why, I even found some nice ass on glass with boobs big enough for the tit blog but, until now, the sexy spectre of pussy on glass with large labia lips pressed against glass with folded pussy flaps flattened forming a two-dimensional twat has eluded me. But, thanks to Angelic Anya and her beautiful big labia folds folded flat at Nubiles.net, I can finally feature features of the female anatomy more genitally in line with our big pussy fetish fantasies…

    

    

…leave it to Nubiles.net whom I’ve only blogged but twice before - once to observe that they were just like other pussy fetish sites but with fucking and another because I’d found some nice big tits and a pussy I liked there, albeit on two separate girls - to fulfill my female genitalia fantasy of big pussy lips pressed flat against some transparent medium in a twat teasing look but don’t lick sort of manner. I just wish they’d done an “after” photo so we could witness the moist imprint her pussy left behind from her compressed cunt leaking succulent vaginal juices on the glass table top after her large labia lifted itself off after doing big pussy press-ups for us. *sigh*

Ah, but there’s more to Angelic Anya’s portfolio of poses than just pressing her pussy against a glass table top - indeed, she does some marvellous sexy upskirt shots with no panties and some premiere pussy spreading as well! And so, here’s adorable Angelic Anya with and her pretty pussy with luscious large labia lips - not to mention a well-oiled pair of pert, perky tits with perpetually erect puffy nipples - in these sexy teen tits, ass and pussy fetish photos and large labia masturbation videos from Nubiles.net:

Let’s face it, a girl’s genitals are a things of outstanding natural beauty - the sexy secret garden of the vulva laying languid between her legs spread wide as an invitation to erogenous exploration, the gentle genital folds of flaccid labia lips framing the entrance of her vagina like the delicate diaphanous petals of a perfect feminine flower waiting to bloom, the compelling curve of a cute clitoral hood shrouding the glans of her clitoris in its cleavage safely tucked away in an erotic temple of flesh until the onset of female erection reveals its ready to come out to play - and speaking of facing it, being face to face with the female genitalia gently encouraging it to erection with fanny fiddling fingers, labia loving lips and twat teasing tongue until the pretty pussy flower blossoms glistening wet in the vaginal dew of sexual excitement in preparation for penetration by your pollinating penis offers a vestibular view like none other on Earth…

…now if I can just tear my adoring eyes away from what may well be by far the most beautiful feminine clit hood ornament I’ve ever seen on a vulva (not to be confused with the masculine shit hood ornament on a Volvo), I could show you that there’s more to this gorgeous girl and her genitals than an adorably cute clitoral hood hard though that may be (erm, in terms of breaking my genital gaze, that is, rather than referring to her having a hard clit hood since it seems as luxuriously soft as her luscious labia lips below). The compelling closeup clit pic comes, of course, from InTheCrack and the lovely pussy model flashing her gash for us is the genitally well-endowed teen Natasha (whom we last laid eyes upon in my vagina blog back when I was relentlessly pursuing the perfect pussy) and, while that closeup clitoris photo above brings an erotically rarefied air to my pussy fetish fantasies, I must admit I’m also rather attracted to the voluptuous view of her puffy vulva peeking out from between her beautiful ass cheeks despite my not being a butt man by any stretch. But, before I start rambling on about the genital joys of watching girls sleeping naked in hopes of getting a fleeting pink flash of gash between their legs as they roll over, I’d best just stop and show you the photos of beautiful nude teen Natasha from InTheCrack.com:

I often wonder if other people’s porn surfing habits are similar to my own. To wit, do other porn surfers gravitate toward a girl’s genitals or bare breasts because they bear a striking similarity to tits and pussy they’re familiar with? I’m not talking about a general familiarity with the female genitalia at large but, rather, looking at nude girls in porn exposing their breasts and flashing their pussies and thinking things like, “Those look like my girlfriend’s boobs!” or “That looks like my wife’s pussy!” (or it could just as easily be your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend or the girl-next-door or whomever will do in a tits and pussy pinch provided they’re not blood relations) and then masturbating over the girl’s naked pictures to deliciously dirty memories of your own past intimate experiences first-hand with specific aspects of the female sexual anatomy which bore resemblance to what you’re wanking with now. Well, at the risk of exposing embarrassing sex secrets about myself, I probably should be ashamed to admit that I do this all the time with porn and, indeed, such was the case when I came across this big pussy lips closeup cunt cap from one of the irresistibly sensual sexy female masturbation movies from 18CloseUp…

…talk about making big labia lips even larger than life, cunt crazy closeup pussy porn site 18CloseUp’s HD videos of the female genitalia close-up in the most intimate anatomical detail just make me want to crawl into her giant pussy sticking my head out and wrap those big cunt flaps around my ears for some well-endowed warmth as if those extremely large labia lips were meaty muff diving mufflers in a strange sex act that would no doubt resemble some sort of bizarre reverse birthing process! Such is the hopelessly horny erotic extent of my freaky fetish for pendulous pussy flaps but, at it goes, I appear to have lost the plot and merely regressed into my gigantic genitals fantasy world wherein my erection made me totally forget what I was blogging about!

Now then, where was I? Ah, yes, genital familiarity in porn. With little Lisa, the masturbating teen pussy model in the vidcap above, I instantly fell in love with her labia because it looks so much like the one pair of pussy lips I know better than the back of my hand (after all, I’ve never spent that much time kissing and licking and sucking the back of my hand let alone looking at it (unless you count that time in the early-80s when I couldn’t stop staring at the back of my hand in the certainty that a large silvery metallic bird would burst forth from it at any moment)). In fact, I’m so familiar with such a large labia like Lisa’s that I’m sorely tempted to call it my own (even though it’s real owner lets other boys and girls play with her pussy from time to time as well).

And so I shall. While my pussy lips are pinker and smoother than little Lisa’s luscious labia, hers are dead ringers in terms of genital size and shape right down to the curvy curly fold of her left labia lip in contrast to her right pussy flap’s lateral extension as it comes to rest upon her vulva like a pubic pillow. Granted, that’s just the position her pretty pussy flaps were folded into from excessive masturbation with a dildo, but my labia lips always seem to look just like that upon achieving labial erection from sexual arousal of any sort. I love my labia so much that it has sexually ruined me, my having more than once refused to sleep with other women less well-endowed down below since neat and tidy twat lips just don’t have the sexy pussy power to turn me on any more. Meat flaps or beef curtains - call them what you will - but, now that I’ve dined out on what my wife calls a “loosely packed kebab”, there’s no going back to girls with small genitals. Loose pussy lips sink ships indeed. ;~)

I’m just glad that my large labia lips are on someone else’s beautiful body because it means that I get to kneel down before the anatomical altar of my goddess of gigantic genitals in perfect pussy worship sucking her long labia lips hard and deep into my mouth ’til they tickle the back of my twat-filled throat before proceeding to the solemn inner sanctum of sex that is her wet vagina gushing genital juices like a holey feminine font within which to anoint my twat-thirsty tongue. Ah, but I’m getting carried away in the current of my cunt-hungry contemplation of sloppy pussy worship (albeit the only sloppy part being my face full of flaps as super-sized pussy lips are but a thing of outstanding natural beauty on a well-hung woman like little teen twat Lisa), so I had best get on with erotic examples of her alluringly familiar monster labia lips in photos and videos cumming cunt-loving courtesy of 18CloseUp.com:

        

        

    

    

Remember all the links in my Bikini Meat blog? Well, for the cunnilingus link, I really wanted to show large labia sucking cunnilingus but was unable to find an adequate erotic example. But pussy sucking providence smiled upon me today when I found the following pussy eating large labia cunnilingus photo…

…but I’ve climaxed too early here, as there’s a story behind why this naked girl’s pussy lips are stuck in the mouth of another girl sucking her labia lips in a get a leg-over standing cunnilingus position. It seems our bottomless toilet girl was just minding her own business doing her business whilst reading a magazine when, suddenly, the sexy female janitor walked in on her for a little mopping (little did she know she’d have to give a little head going lesbian muff diving instead!). Lusty loo girl then puts down her toilet reading material, spreading her legs and flashing her pussy to see if the janitor might succumb (or perhaps suck cum might be better there) to her tempting twat tease. As lesbian luck would have it, janitor girl kneels down next to her for a closer look at her muff and starts fingering her pussy on the toilet as our bottomless girl raises her feet above her head for easier access to her horny female genitalia before the pussy prober exposes her breasts so toilet twat tart can start sucking her tits and licking her nipples. The janitor then produces two glass dildos from out of nowhere (where do girls keep these things?!) and lust-driven lesbian pussy pandemonium breaks out with the two girls dildoing each other in mutual masturbation madness with toilet girl licking her clit for good masturbating lesbians measure before she gets her pussy penetrated by a dildo on the toilet herself! Lewd and lascivious lesbian loo lass then sits back down on the toilet and begins masturbating her pussy to which sexy nude janitor girl offers her own big labia cunt for cunnilingus by stadning up and getting a leg over toilet girl’s head presenting pussy to mouth. It’s after a brief bout of pussy licking that cunt-hungry toilet chick decides to take her lesbian lover’s long labia lips between her own (albeit those of her mouth rather than her vulva) and begins sucking her pussy lips with abandon whilst holding on to her sweet ass to stabilise her lesbian sex partner in these two girls on a toilet sex photos and loo lesbian masturbation videos cumming with big pussy lips loving toilet cunt rug munching courtesy of MySexyKittens.com:

        

        

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

Guys who have girlfriends with big tits have it easy when it comes to showing off their mammary-laden missus by the seaside. Just pop her boobs in a skimpy string bikini barely enough to cover her nipples you’re well away to a one woman orgy of breast flesh at the beach! And, while I, too, am blessed with a reasonably well-endowed wife who doesn’t mind getting her tits out in the sun, there’s another fabulous feature of the female anatomy I wish she’d show off in public - her long labia lips of flappy feminine goodness!

But, like most genitally well-endowed women I’ve spoken to, she’s somewhat sexually self-conscious about being likewise well-endowed down below with a genitally generous helping of sexy female genitalia despite my incessant insistence that big pussy lips are pretty pussy lips - the tasty, lip-smacking icing on the large labia cunnilingus cake, if you will! Alas, if only she was a proud of her pussy as remarkably well-hung Dominika C flashing her big cunt flaps over at Bikini-Heat, I’d be a genitally proud and happy bunny…

…while we last saw Dominika C’s lovely large labia lips in silhouette here on My Vagina Site, I do like the twat tease of seeing huge pussy lips exposed in clothing simply because her magnificent mondo labia is too big to contain her cunt in her tiny g-string bikini bottoms! Why, I didn’t even notice her nipples poking out of the cut-outs in her bikini top at first, as my large labia loving genitals were rapt with attention from the first moment I laid eyes on those fantastic meat flaps (ah, if only I could lay my lips on them as well!)!

With such cunningly cute cunt content as this, I believe Bikini-Heat should change their name to Bikini-Meat instead! In fact, I propose that the slang term bikini meat come into common usage for describing girls with genitals so big that they can’t help but have their gigantic labia sticking out of their bikini bottoms or even just big cameltoes of clothed pussy meat that just won’t quit, much in the manner that sweater meat is slang for clothed beasts of ample measurements. I can hear it now, “Do my pussy lips look big in this?”

Anyway, I’d best stop my drive for big pussy pride in well-endowed girls with gigantic genitals as I know I’m probably just beating a dead horse with it (or perhaps smacking a dead pony would be more appropriate?) and I’m sure you’d much rather just see more lovely large labia lips exposed courtesy of the ever lovely and extremely well-hung Dominika C in superbly sensual, sexy and stunningly beautiful bikini meat photos from Bikini-Heat.com: