My Vagina Site

Remember when I said girls should go bottomless so large labia lovers like ourselves could catch a glimpse of gash flashing whenever they bent over so we could assess their genital assets? Well, you should, because it was only mentioned in my most recent blog (apart from this one, of course, and any subsequent snatch posts to follow). In today’s fortuitous visit to FTVgirls, I found a lovely little blonde named Kori providing proof positive of my pussy premise poolside before stripping naked and masturbating her vagina with a glass dildo. Honestly, the only fault I can find with Kori’s cute cunt is her clit piercing – a vertical surgical steel dumbbell impaling the flesh of her clitoral hood – as I find genital piercings a distraction from my oral enjoyment of a girl’s endowments down below. The rest, however, is just pussy perfect with a kissably soft vulva dominated by a hefty big clitoris and pretty pair of puffy labia lips as exemplified in these sexy nude photos from FTVGirls.com…

        

        

        

        

        

…but it’s in her female masturbation videos after the poolside photo session that her gorgeous genitals really shine (both literally and figuratively), as this cute California girl sets the land speed wanking record to earn herself the titillating twat twiddling title of “Fastest Wanker in the West”! Not only is she masturbating her pussy so fast that she suffers from motion blur in the movie but, as she reaches top masturbation speed with her clit diddling digits, she begins pussy squirting uncontrollably with her vagina gushing her succulent sex juices all over the pavement in front of her with every rapid fire stroke! And so, let’s join pretty pussy squirter Kori maniacally masturbating by the pool in these speed wanking videos “cumming” courtesy of FTVgirls.com:

    

    

Well-hung is a term I’ve not heard used with respect to women, but I expect that lovers of large labia lips like myself (that’s not to say that I am a pair of giant pussy flaps on legs – although that’d make for a cunting cute costume – but rather the fact that I love large labia lips (just thought I should clarify with a parenthetical disambiguation statement)), but I expect big flap fetish fans in pursuit of pendulous pussy would be willing to adopt well-hung women as a referential phrase. In fact, I believe that they need to develop a genital sizing standard for girls just like we have for bra sizes. Then again, considering that no one actually manufactures a range of clothing designed for a specific size of the female genitalia, it leaves me at a literary loss as to whom “they” might be since big cunts don’t need clothes like big boobs need bras (then again, I reckon that contriving a clever and cunning cunt conspiracy campaign to curb cameltoe could encourage companies such as The Gap (tee hee!) to come out with a designer line of special pussy panties for the well-endowed woman).

But I digress. My whole reason for arriving at the well-hung woman reference was having witnessed the gorgeous genitals of large labia lipped lovely Andie Valetino at InTheCrack (which is rapidly becoming my favourite pussy site!)…

…to see such a stunningly beautiful nude girl with gorgeous genitals exposed presenting her pussy in a perversely provocative porn pose has caused me to reconsider my position regarding to the whole female sex organ size specific panty lines idea. After all, wouldn’t it be so much better for large labia lovers like me if girls just went bottomless instead? No, I don’t mean like a flasher exposing their genitals in public all the time (hah, I almost put pubic there! talk about a Freudian slip), but rather going panty-less with alarmingly short skirts so that large cunt connoisseurs like ourselves could catch the odd pussy flash whenever she bent over! Indeed, it’d be a big poontang boon for female anatomy aficionados everywhere. And so, in hopes of encouraging this fanny flashing fashion trend amongst well-endowed girls all the world over, here’s super sexy Andie Valentino oiling up her cute clit and, as the glistening oil cascades sexily over her clitoris and trickles sensually down her twat, imbues lubrication upon her lovely large labia lips in these beautiful vagina revealing oily pussy spreading pics from InTheCrack.com:

        

        

        

        

        

        

In my fantasy fetish blog of Sexual Mutants & Abnormal Female Genitalia, I explored the origins of my fascination with girls’ pussies that were – now shall I put this politely? – “not quite right”. To paraphrase that portion of my post with added emphasis on the odd pussy parts…

Reese wrote:

Back in my tender teens, my bizarre sexual preferences reminded my mate Michael of actor Jeremy Irons in the dual leading role of gynecologist Beverly Mantle in David Cronenberg’s Dead Ringers since I found women with abnormal genitalia immensely sexually attractive. In fact, it was probably back then my hermaphrodite fetish reared its horny head for the first time, feeling that the combination of male & female genitalia on one body represented the bisexual best of both worlds. Sadly, however, there were no exceptionally well-endowed hermaphrodites or sexual mutants with bifurcated vaginas or trifurcated cervices to be found when I was growing up, so I instead had to satisfy my bizarre sex fetish for abnormal genital mutation in sex freaks by gravitating towards promiscuous nymphomaniac slut girls with big clits, large labia lips and unusually smooth vaginas having had their silky pink walls worn down by the miles of cock they’d fucked their way through using their pussies as a penis pump to milk sperm from the cocks of their countless casual sex conquests.

…however, there is a decisive lack of girls with abnormal genitalia in porn with your typical female pornstars being well-endowed up top but generally genitally deprived down below with an almost invisible small clitoris and neat labia lips tidied away in their vagina. Is it merely a matter that men don’t like well-hung girls invading their sexual fantasies and instead gravitate toward some teenage ideal with a tiny clit and tidy nearly non-existent labia flaps? Sadly, this seems to be the case.

And so, on those exceedingly rare but sexually serendipitous occasions I find women with mutant sex organs whilst surfing porn I feel compelled to share them in hopes that my abnormal pussy fetish might take root outside of my own pornography perverted mind. And, as luck would have it, a recent visit to In The Crack proved most fruitful in finding just the sort of unusual sexual mutation that fills my waking wet dreams – a girl with two vaginas (which begs the question which one would you fuck? I guess guys who “dress to the left” would fuck that vagina, whist those rarer “right dressers” would opt for the other carnal canal on offer! it would serve to make DVP a doddle, though! erm, unless both boys dressed in the same direction)!

The super sexy sex freak in question is a beautiful dark-skinned girl named Nataly who models nude for pussy fetish porn site InTheCrack (well noted for extreme close-up pussy shots and internal investigations of a gynecological examination nature). Upon encountering this unusually well-endowed down below double pussy wonder, I must admit having to brush up on my sexual studies of the female reproductive system to learn precisely what was up, in medical terms, with this darling double-entry delight only to discover that her curious genital condition was caused by “an obstructed unilateral vagina by a transverse vaginal septum associated with ipsilateral renal agenesis” or, put in a more simple, non-medical manner, a “blind vagina” (also known as a double vagina which occasionally results in developing a double cervix in the rare case of uterus didelphis as well!).

You’d never know it looking at her perfect pussy from the outside but, upon penile penetration of the bifurcated vagina that is our beautiful nude Nataly’s secret inner sanctum of feminine sexuality, your confused cock wouldn’t know which direction to fuck this sexually vexing vixen when her lovely large labia lips parted to give way to the perplexing phallic labyrinth that lay below the comely coital curtains of her spread pussy lips (as if my poor penis didn’t have to make enough decisions as it is!)! But cum what may, as they say, I just can’t help but love a girl with an unusual pussy let alone such a gorgeous genitals as a doubly well-endowed woman with two vaginas as is the curious case of sexy speculum spreading Nataly in these stunning close up double vagina photos coming courtesy of InTheCrack.com:

        

        

        

        

        

There are few things I find sexier than girls ejaculating cum in my mouth – granted, it’s only happened twice in my life, once being my first ever sexual experience with a girl’s pussy as a virgin in my horny teens wherein I was unexpectedly involved in a funny sex scandal that has since become known as “the sloppy seconds pussy creampie incident” and the second far more recently with my wife squirting cum on my face after a quickie cowgirl fuck before I licked her out and sucked her twat in a cum-filled cunt cunnilingus session, but the sublime sexual imagery and lingering taste of pussy gushing orgasms ejaculating vaginal juices mixed with semen post-fuck remains an enduring fantasy for me – so finding a pussy creampie video wherein a sexy slut wife makes her cuckold husband lay back and take a hot load of semen from her freshly fucked vagina by forcibly squeezing it out of her cum-filled cunt was a real treat! However, since she’s such a beautiful busty blonde with big tits, I figured MyBoobSite big boob blog would be a better repository for such a sexy scene. Thus, you’ll have to click your way over to the land of big breasts in order to see 36HH super slut Jenny Seemore straddle her cuckold husband’s face for a cum dumpster taste of her pussy cream pie in these forced cum eating videos from ComeDepot.com: