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Having accompanied my wife to her gynecologist for a recent checkup on her gorgeous female genitalia, I now understand (albeit second-hand) the horror I’ve heard so many women express with respect to gynecological exams. Honestly, some of the cruel gynecology tools they use are tantamount to genital torture! To see my lovely wife writhing in agony whilst having her pussy probed with a stainless steel cervix expander was almost too much for me to bear, so I can’t even begin to imagine what it must’ve been like for her. :~( Honestly, the only thing that I did enjoy about that day’s outing to the sex doctor - which turned out to be anything but sexy - was that she let me hold the speculum spreading my wife’s pussy wide open whilst she examined her vagina with both hands.

[Oh, and by the way, I'm well aware that the proper spelling of the above medical terminology is gynaecologist, gynaecology & gynaecological but I'm deferring to the keyword popularity of Google searches wherein the spelling used in the blog return far more search results than the improper ones. :~P]

Finding the reality of gynecological examination in harsh contrast to the typical gyno porn fetish sites on the ‘net (with the emphasis on “harsh”), I thought it’d be nice today to escape to the erotic fantasy world made explicitly available to us at House of Taboo, having runs across photo & video galleries featuring a gyno exam by a lesbian doctor (realising full well merely from the length of her fingernails that there’s no way she’s a real lesbian in the least!). Standing over her naked patent wearing white latex gloves with a cold stainless steel speculum at the ready, she first spreads the girl’s legs wide for enhanced genital access before plunging two fingers into her pussy to feel about within her bits before taking hold of a douche attached to an engorged enema bag to irrigate the vagina, clitoris and labia lips for a more detailed closeup examination of the girl’s genitals - thus requiring that she first crank her cunt open with the speculum to penetrate the vaginal canal as evidenced in these gyno exam photos from HouseOfTaboo.com…

        

        

        

        

        

        

…the first clue I had that this particular female gynecologist was a lesbian came from the fact that she let her tits slip out of her doctor’s uniform making no attempt to conceal her exposed topless busty beauty from her patient. The second clue was the seductive, sexy smile that crossed her lips every time she fingered the pussy of her patient, plunging her latex gloved digits deep into the girl’s vagina. However, the most obvious and overtly damning evidence of her lipstick lesbian nature stemmed from what happened after the cervical exam - removing the speculum from her patent’s pussy, she then went down on her for some clit licking cunnilingus action (and, correct me it I’m wrong, such doctor / patient oral sex lesbianism stands blatantly against medical convention unless one has to rely upon taste to test the pH of the pussy with their tongue!)…

    

…then, of course, there’s the video capturing the whole sordid sex scene wherein a stunning lesbian gynecologist takes undue advantage of her female patient’s pussy (the latter of whom does seem to be enjoying her sexy blonde doctor’s sexual attention far too much to lodge a malpractice claim against her) in these gynecological examination videos from HouseOfTaboo.com:

    

    

The wife & I have discovered that here’s nothing quite like the topic of fisting for a sure-fire conversation stopper at our local pub. We were standing about with a couple of blokes at the front door the other day when this rather large lad came up and shook Vix’ wanking hand to which she casually commented with regard to his huge manual endowments, “That’d be good for fisting!” Suddenly, everyone fell silent - after a brief bout of suppressed giggling - and it took several minutes before the casual chatter resumed.

Imagine what they’d think of someone like Naughty Alysha who’s able to easily fit two hands within her voluminous vagina (heh, they’d be struck mute forever!). Obviously not a fan of that wimpy gentle fisting, a well-lubricated Alysha first fists her tiny tight twat girlfriend before laying back and spreading her labia lips wide so that her female fuck-buddy can plunge both ands into her stunningly spacious pussy in a manner similar to diving into a pool (I can but imagine the girl clapping her hands in a round of applause within naughty Alysha’s cavernous cunt and then bending down close to her crotch to listen for the echo (echo… echo… echo…)! ;~) Extreme penetration indeed from this beautiful busty blonde so well-endowed down below as exemplified in the double fisting photos coming courtesy of NaughtyAlysha.com:

        

        

        

        

        

I’ve oft heard it said that most men’s ultimate fantasy is threesome sex with a pair of lesbians (forgetting the fact that if these girls truly were legitimate lesbians, they’d have no sexual interest in him whatsoever). Although I used to get an embarrassing hard on as a teenager whenever my girlfriend Robyn used to French kiss her female friend Becky in the back of the school bus - they said they were practicing kissing but, having befriended them both, I knew their faux lesbian antics were merely meant as a prick tease for the boys - I’ve just never got into lesbian porn as masturbation material (most of the mainstream stuff being those awful lipstick lesbians with long fingerails - ouch!) nor do I share in the FFM lesbian threesome fantasy (much preferring the two cocked MMF threesome format with my wife and another man having had FFM in the past and finding, as the wife puts it, “too many poles, not enough holes” and, besides, I do so enjoy watching my wife fucking). But I also love to watch women wanking ever since my female masturbation fetish kicked in and, with lesbians masturbating each other to orgasm, you get at least two woman wankers jacking off for the price of one!

And so, in an effort to please those of you with a lust for lesbians, I thought I’d start making an effort to enjoy it enough so that this niche is not neglected on my vagina blog. So I went to a site called Sapphic Erotica and came upon the most copious copious collection labia licking lesbian cunnilingus slit sluts I’d ever seen in my life and, even more surprisingly, found myself a wee bit more than mildly aroused by their erotic antics, especially in the hopelessly horny girls home alone videos which range from a couple of lesbian lovers fingering each other’s pussies to threesome lesbian clit licking & strap-on dildo fucking to full-on foursome lesbian groupsex orgies wherein the naked teen temptresses attempt to form what appears to be a chain gang style cunnilingus conga line - just brilliant! Thus, in celebration of my finally being able to get turned on by lesbian masturbation porn, here’s a sexual selection of photos & videos of these naked teen lesbians in all their sexy nude Sapphic splendour as top quality teenage lesbian porn wanking fodder that “cums” courtesy of SapphicErotica.com:

        

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

    

    

    

Nowt much to say today as I’ve been wanking myself silly editing video clips for a helping hand blog I’m planning for Friday which has also served to sap any creative writing skills I might possess as well! Still, I’ve got pretty pussy in abundance courtesy of an e-mail recently received, so I thought I’d pop in for a moment to share a sexy selection of them with you courtesy of FemJoy.com:

        

        

        

        

        

        

My wife Vix & I tend to have the most curious of late night conversations. The other evening whilst we were talking about past sexual experiences trying to tabulate all of the guys she’s fucked pre- & post-me, she remembered once after having daytime sex with a casual conquest how, later that day, she was surprised to feel this warm liquid running down her thighs. Wondering what it was, she reached down between her legs to stroke one wet thigh with her finger and brought it up to the tip of her tongue for a taste. She immediately realised from the familiar salty flavour that it was semen dribbling down her legs from her earlier fuck break (then again, this was back in those carefree days when the importance of safe sex wasn’t much on anyone’s mind).

Then, in a strange twist of thought, she was suddenly struck with the notion of what it would be like if all of the countless gallons of cum collected from cocks she’d milked with her pussy in the course of her promiscuous life had just stayed up inside there?! A sobering thought, to be sure, and one we didn’t hazard to ponder for too long largely due too the disturbing mental imagery the commenced conjured in our collective carnal consciousness.

However, when I was searching for large labia lips the other day, I came across this gorgeous and genitally well-endowed girl named Natasha from InTheCrack who, in a few of her closeup pussy photos, appeared to have this tiny droplet glistening white fluid gracing her gash just above the perineum. Upon closer inspection of her spread pussy in a subsequent pic, I came to the conclusion that it was probably nothing more than a tiny drop of semen squeezed from her vagina after some unseen sex, thus allaying my fears that she should go see her gynaecologist about this. I breathed a quiet sigh of relief because, while I don’t mind having a cum-filled pussy spreading wide in my midst - mmm, creampie (or would that be a miniature spunk tart?) - but anything other than her own vaginal juices would be a bit of a worry.

And so, all concerns having been cast by the wayside, here’s the lovely Natasha nude and spreading her large labia wide open so that we can clearly see into the murky cum-filled depths of her vagina - becoming even more evident when she gives her pelvic floor muscles a gentle squeeze - her labia larger than life extreme close up pussy photos from InTheCrack.com: