My Vagina Site

I was prowling for pussy over at Met-Art when I came upon this most amusing pic of pussy piled high that gives a whole new meaning to “stacked”…

…sheesh, that’s more pussy than you can shake a stick at (or, perhaps more appropriately, more pussy than you can shake your stick at!)! Whatever would one do with such a pile of pussy?! Well, I suppose if the girls were a bit better aligned rather than being a veritable “Leaning Tower of Lesbians”, you could dive in between their legs and lick your way right up the middle (which I further suppose could be better described as a “cunnilingus hat-trick”)!!

That’s it, really. I just dropped by to share that one amusing pussy pic. Eh, since I’m already here, I might as well go ahead and show you the rest of the gallery. And so, here are bisexual girlfriends Janet A, Nicolette A & Sandy A engaging in a bit of innocent lesbian threesome sex play at Met-Art.com:

        

        

        

        

        

Remember tiny blonde Dasha, the remarkably skinny girl with unusually large pussy flaps that I blogged not so long ago? Well, I was trolling through the site upon which I’d found her - Watch4Beauty - when I discovered another fine specimen of labial loveliness called Vicky…

…stunning photo, isn’t it? I just love the way the photographer has captured the sublime natural beauty of Vicky’s parting pussy lips revealing the inviting, moist slit forming the entrance to her closed vagina whilst her tits & face remain in soft focus. Profound pussy art indeed.

Ah, but it would be remiss of me to just leave you hanging on those lovely large labia lips (mmmm, pleasant thought, that!) without also showing the exotic sexy nude beauty that is Vicky in full focus, especially when there are such amazingly artistic pussy pics as this one (oh, to part those stiletto heels and dive in face-first for a taste!)! And so, here’s a little bit more of lovely Vicky from Watch4Beaty.com:

        

        

        

        

        

Ahoy, me mateys! This being International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I was pleased to see some pretty pirate pussy from FemJoy gracing my e-mail inbox today and thought a piratical post might be in order. And so, according to their website, here are the top 10 pickup lines for pulling pirate pussy…

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

2. Well blow me down?

…and their #1 piratical pickup line is…

1. Prepare to be boarded!

…I, however, find myself most fond of the #1 piratical pickup line used by lovely lady pirates - “You. Pants Off. Now!” - straight and to the point, leaving you but to drop your breeches with a hearty “Arrr!” and prepare to plunder the buxom beauty’s booty (wait, it seems like I’ve heard that one before, as it’s eerily familiar and hits quite close to home - no, my bad, that’s usually “Shut up and get on yer back!“).

Anyways, on with the pussy pics - one set suitably piratey and the others not so nautical in nature - all courtesy of FemJoy.com:

        

        

        

        

I truly don’t mind if other men fantasize about my wife as it kind of goes along with the business we’re in. HOWEVER, when said spousal fantasies come along and unexpectedly interrupt my busy workday, I have to take issue. This is precisely what happened to me today when my good & trusted mate Frank left the following lewd and lascivious comment on MyBoobSite’s recent toilet sex blog! Here’s an excerpt…

FrankNZ wrote:

…your sordid tale of sex in the toilet at a public establishment is a minor erotic masterpiece . The thought of Vix prick-teasing the local lads, getting sucked and fucked in the toilet, being discovered and subsequently “outed” had me stroking in unison. However, it is a further series of fevered images that I conjured up that made me add my own load to an even more sordid scenario. To wit:

Vix walks back in with her pussy full of your cum. Recognising that everyone gathered there knows, she defiantly raises her skirt, displaying her still swollen and visibly wet vulva. Making sure that all the locals are transfixed by this wonderful sight, you offer her a chair. She seats herself and slides down a little, her ass resting on the edge of the chair. Standing behind her, you helpfully pull her legs up and apart, holding her legs there for support so that she is now spread wide open. Vix reaches down, spreads her lips open with her fingers and visibly pushes so that your cum flows out of her for all to see.

Apologies. I require a moment alone. Someone else will have to write the next paragraph…

…well, Frank, thanks so much for inadvertently causing me to stop working and start wanking due to the most vivid sensuality of your descriptions! :~P I’ve always found a freshly fucked pussy oozing with cum to be a most inviting site, turning my perverse thoughts immediately to the prospect of sloppy seconds since both this and eating out pussy creampie were among my earliest and most formative sexual experiences. I apologise, however, that I’ll not be able to finish off your sexy tale of exceptional erotica as that that would have me well away for the rest of the day! What I can do in lieu of that is provide some visual examples of what you’re talking about using these pussy creampie pictures from AllInternal.com…

        

        

        

        

…but while such sublimely sexy cum-filled spread pussy pictures are worth a thousand words or more, nothing can quite compare to seeing said creampie pussies in action - fresh from the fucking as the vaginal contractions of orgasm send semen spurting from between their swollen labia lips - leaving the female genitalia glistening in the post orgasmic glow waiting for the next cock to come along. Trouble is, a lot of porn sites prefer their male talent to pull out their penises pre-cum so that the cameras can catch the cumshot (i.e. that all-important “money shot”).

Personally, I much prefer to cum inside a girl when we’re fucking and wouldn’t mind seeing the same in my porn. Fortunate for me, the AllInternal website recognises the existence of this internal cumshot fetish and produces copious collections of photos & videos which cater to freshly fucked pussy pie perverts like me! So, continuing on with the seminal stream of creampie consciousness, let me close with a sexy selection of internal cumshot & pussy creampie videos from AllInternal.com:

    

    

    

    

Ah, the female erection - I do so love to watch girls get a hard-on through the course of foreplay. In fact, one of my favourite practices in terms of pussy play is to gently stroke a girl’s vulva with my fingers or a small bullet vibrator, being careful at first not to brush against their clitoris or labia flaps. To watch a pair of flaccid, limp labia lips engorge with blood and become firm as if two tiny tongues sticking out from both sides of the vaginal opening - unfolding like this beautiful fleshy flower before my very eyes as her pussy floods with natural lubrication - is a most glorious sight to behold, and the fact that these genital changes are occurring naturally as a result of my own sexual attentions makes it even moreso.

Girls with big clits provide even more prominent evidence of their erections with the engorged labia and wet slit supplemented by what would appear to resemble a miniature penis poking out in prominent protrusion from beneath the clitoral hood. Since the very conception of MyVaginaSite, I’ve purposefully perved my way through countless pussy porn sites for what I considered an adequate example of the erect clitoris phenomenon, sadly always coming up dry. However, a recent visit to a site called Babes.TV proved most fecund & fruitful, as it resulted in my serendipitous discovery of a sublimely sexy girl well-endowed with a huge clit by the name of Jessica Jaymes (aka Jessica James (erm, that’d be the girl’s name, not her clit’s))…

…the joys of the female erection are manifold: Strumming the clit like a banjo - profoundly popular amongst the many methods of female masturbation as it allows wanking women to achieve a relatively effortless clitoral orgasm - while effective, is a bit too rapid-fire for my tastes as it gets the girl cumming too quickly. I prefer to prolong the ecstasy and postpone orgasm (thus resulting in more pussy playtime for me as well!). Stroking the swollen labia lips along the length of their outer folds is a good start before beginning a gentle labial massage between my thumb & forefinger or, if I cannot wait any longer to taste her sweet vaginal juices, using my lips in lieu of my fingers whilst sucking her engorged pussy flaps deep into my mouth (which gives the added benefit of allowing a full three-way massage by thrusting my tongue deep into her vagina and thus parting her pussy lips for a combination mouth / flaps / tongue oral sex sandwich!).

Moving on to the clitoris, administrating cunnilingus on women with huge clits is the closest you can get to giving your girlfriend a blowjob! I like a girl to lay on her back, legs spread wide with me sitting beside her naked body and leaning over to suck her clit hood whilst sliding my tongue into her pussy and curling it to the side to gently lick the underside of her glans (and remember the “gently” bit, because - like it is with a cock - the clitoral frenulum can be extremely sensitive to stimulation, oral or otherwise!). With this particular practice, propping a pillow under her ass to elevate and shift the angle of the pubic mound can provide significantly greater access to a girl’s genitalia for more intense oral sex (in fact, I use a special V-shaped pillow to raise the hips and shift my wife’s pussy into the perfect position for this). And, who knows? If your girlfriend’s a gusher, she might even cum in your mouth!

Ah, but enough rambling on about of my penchant for sexual experimentation with cunnilingus, as you’re probably just here to see the big clits! And so, I suppose it’s time to revisit the amazing Jessica Jaymes and her huge clitoris in these solo masturbation, hardcore fucking & luscious lesbian photo & video galleries that come courtesy of Babes.TV: