My Vagina Site

Surfing porn the other day in pursuit of pussy perfection, as I’m wont to do, I stumbled across this gash shot that somewhat shocked & surprised me in light of how I typically assess genital attractiveness in a girl…

    

…the pretty pussy in question belongs to Carli Banks (whom we first saw licking labia in the last gallery of my “can’t judge a pussy” post) and, despite my enduring love of, shall we say, the more profoundly prominent female genitalia, I just couldn’t get over the sublime natural feminine beauty of the neat & tidy package embodied within her sweet little vulva!

Are my overtly sizeist attitudes against girls with small, tight pussies (indeed, I’ve always preferred a “bit of a bucket” in a woman) undergoing some sort of subtle sea change?? Or am I merely expanding the horizons of my repertoire to include a greater variety of vaginas in all shapes & sizes?!

Eh, who cares, really, as I can’t imagine anyone who couldn’t appreciate the picture of pure pussy perfection that is the stunning Carli Banks (whom I’ve since learned was Penthouse Pet for October 2005 and also has her own site) in these photo & video galleries courtesy of RonHarris.com:

        

        

        

        

    

    

I’ve always found it easier to talk to girls than guys, especially about more intimate topics like wanking. My best male mate when I was but a teen had this girlfriend named Tracey who used to call me later at night and keep me up on the phone talking for literally hours. At some point, the conversation would invariably turn to sex and both of us, being hormone-addled teens at the time, would get sexually aroused by the erotic chat and begin mutually masturbating (albeit a sort of long-distance mutual masturbation, if you will).

This one time (no, not at band camp) amidst enhancing our oral exchange with genital stimulation, Tracey asked me to place the phone receiver next to my cock so she could hear the sound made by the hand / hard-on interface as I stroked myself off. In return, she then placed her receiver near her wet pussy so I could listen to the intense audio erotica of Tracey finger fucking herself with abandon (which was, in a manner of speaking, my very first experience with “aural” sex). Ah, but that’s all beside the point as I’ve drifted dangerously off-topic already. Eh, consider it a background story.

The reason I wanted to talk about Tracey was that she was the first girl ever to describe female masturbation to me in explicit detail. She’d told me the story of how she first discovered the pleasures of her pussy, having previously felt the telltale twinge down below whenever a sexy thought crossed her mind. On night whilst indulging in a bedtime fantasy, Tracey instinctively let her fingers do the walking and it wasn’t long before she found herself rubbing her clit and stroking the slit betwixt her labia lips until she shuddered with her first orgasm.

Such began her career as a serial wanker and I dare say that Tracey’s masturbatory frequency rivalled even my own! However, having come to grips with her orgasms as a girl, she soon longed for something long & hard to squeeze against an her vaginal contractions commenced. In fact, she literally told me that her pussy ached to be filled whenever she felt herself on the verge of cumming! However, she was still a virgin at the time – not to mention a good Catholic girl – and so, sadly, a cock was out of the question.

This, of course, left only her tiny fingers for such sexual satisfaction and their lack of girth combined with their rather shallow depth of penetration left Tracey wanting for something more substantial with which to fill her vagina. Not having a dildo to hand, she ultimately decided that she’d settle for the next best thing – fresh produce!

Venturing into the kitchen one day whilst the house was empty, Tracey raided the crisper drawer of the refrigerator and retrieved a somewhat long but slender cucumber. Perching herself naked up on the kitchen counter, she began masturbating her clitoris with one hand whilst using the other to press the rounded end of the cucumber firmly against her rapidly swelling pussy and, once her natural vaginal lubrication kicked in, she was able to insert said vegetable deep into her vagina with relative ease (and, curiously, said that the coolness of the cucumber felt quite nice within her hot pussy!).

As she continued strumming her clit with her fingers, Tracey began slowly sliding the cucumber in and out of her wet vagina to simulate what she felt real sexual intercourse must feel like, paying close attention to every sexy sensation as she plunged her own depths far greater than ever before. Raising herself up on her knees for enhanced pussy penetration, Tracey found that pushing the cucumber forward against her pubic bone provided the most profound pleasure of all (and thus, as I was unaware then but know now, had unwittingly discovered her g-spot!).

Tracey kept this up – along with the continuous clitoral stimulation – until she exploded in the most intense orgasm she’d ever enjoyed to date, her vagina squeezing the hell out of that poor cucumber as the contractions came hard & fast. I only wish I could’ve seen the look on her face when that happened, as I find the open-mouthed, closed-eyed erotic expressions of a girl experiencing an orgasm to be one of the biggest turn-ons of all. *sigh*

What stimulated this latent sexual memory of Tracey’s & my late-night erotic exchanges was a video I encountered at FTV Girls which finds this sexy little blonde girl likewise perched up on a kitchen counter masturbating with a cucumber (how coincidental is that? well, apart from the fact that Tracey had dark hair)! Granted, I’m sure I’ve embellished the story a bit as a result of my ageing pornographic memory not being what it once was and thus trying to take up the slack, but the characters – both human & vegetable – and events portrayed herein are pretty much as I remember them from my youth.

And so, in order to bring to life this long-past, real-life fantasy that had me wanking myself raw for days after I’d first been told the story, I give you the following female masturbation video from FTVgirls.com:

    

    

By now, you’re probably all aware that I prefer a big, sloppy pussy to the tight & tidy type you find on most young girls as there’s nothing like sucking an immense, mouth-filling pair of huge labia lips deep into your throat, but how exactly do you go about asking a potential girlfriend or fuck-buddy just how well-endowed they are “down below”? Sure, you could wear a t-shirt that sports a slogan something like “I (heart) Huge Piss-Flaps” to publicly profess your lustful love of large labias, but then you run the risk of everyone just thinking you’re a bit of a pervert (which may be fair enough, but would only serve to exacerbate the prejudice pussy lovers face from day to day).

Trouble is, I’m finding the same difficulty in mainstream porn as well. I began browsing through the galleries at a site called Met-Art in search of a puffy piss-flap fix and soon found that I could conveniently search for models by hair colour, eye colour & breast size. Conspicuously missing, however, were any options with respect to their lovely models’ pussies (which could have encompassed several fields with selections ranging from such things as pubes shaved to hairy, clits big to small, and labias with tucked-in, tidy little lips all the way through to the fleshy, massive meat-flaps I so crave, just to name a few of the more outwardly-obvious qualities of the female genitalia).

And so I was left to troll through Met-Art‘s copious collection nubile nudes for gash shots and soon came upon a lovely young lady called Monika A who had this luscious, elongated clit with pendulous pussy flaps to die for…

        

        

…continuing on, though, I soon found myself distracted by sexy little blonde Maya C who summarily stoked my lustful urges with her smouldering, sultry look and huge, hanging labia lips dangling between her supple thighs…

        

        

…my next pussy port of call curiously brought me right back to my first large labia love from Met-Art, Monika A (whom I must admit I didn’t recognise right away as a redhead, but the long clit & big flaps were unmistakeable (hmm, is it wrong to be able to identify someone solely by their pussy bits?)).

Since I’d so quickly come full circle and considering that there were over 1,300 more models to perve over at the site, I decided it best to stop for now and continue prowling for pussy lips there at a later date. So, once again, the stunning Monika A and her lovely labia courtesy of Met-Art.com:

        

        

I don’t normally like ass shots as I’m just not much of a butt-man. While I am quite fond of tits, pussies and a nice body (in that order), asses have always seem little more than an accessory to the latter. However, a revelatory experience upon this lazy Sunday afternoon has suddenly changed all that. You see, the wife & I were still sound asleep well past noon, the two of us having stayed up just chatting with each other until the wee hours last night, when I was rudely awakened by a big, fluffy white pussy (erm, that’d be our cat, mind). Not wanting to awaken my still slumbering partner, I quietly got out of bed and wandered to the kitchen to feed him and open the cat flap, fetching myself a cup of coffee on the way back. It was upon my return to the bedroom that this new-found appreciation for asses began to unfold.

Upon entering the door, I saw my wife sleeping nude upon the bed, the plump duvet clasped firmly between her legs as she lay languidly on her side with her ass facing me. As I cautiously approached for a closer look, I could see her pink pussy flaps sticking out like two tiny tongues teasing me from between her bare ass cheeks, the surrounding clean-shaven pubic mound perfectly framed by the contour of her milky white inner thighs. I stood there in awe, wanting to brush the backs of my fingers gently against those lovely protruding labia lips, but resisted for fear of awakening her. So, instead, I just stood back and silently admired this glorious glimpse of pussy from behind at length until the sublime, sensual beauty of such an intensely erotic image became firmly etched into the neural pathways of my brain.

I then walked over and set my coffee cup down on the computer desk beside our bed, took a seat and began surfing porn (eh, what else are you gonna do whilst your wife is still asleep?). Specifically, I was searching for something to captured the essence of my earlier experience. I finally found what I was looking for at a site called Hegre-Art who offer these stunning 6000-pixel high-resolution photos of beautiful nude girls in every conceivable sexy scenario. And so, in an effort to illustrate the life-changing event that led up to my at long last seeing the light with regard to the enduring natural wonder of naked asses as curvaceous, fleshy frames for pussy flaps, here are nude sleeping beauties Bere, Olga, Klara, Jana, Ira & Evi from Hegre-Art.com: