My Vagina Site

I am outraged beyond words, but shall do my best to find some in order to speak out against an anatomical abomination in the world of cosmetic surgery of which I’ve just recently become aware. Whilst channel surfing late Sunday night we happened upon a programme entitled “The Perfect Vagina” over on Channel 4. “Ooh, this could make for some good research for MyVaginaSite,” I mused, so we tuned in.

It turned out to be a most unfortunate viewing decision on our parts, as we were soon faced with a scene so horrific it had us cringing in our seats. This lovely young woman was laid out on an operating table in a surgical theatre, her body shrouded but for a small opening between her legs exposing her bare vulva. She had a beautiful pair of pussy flaps on display, albeit significantly smaller than many of the models I feature here. In comes the surgeon with a big syringe and he begins to inject anaesthetic directly into her labia lips as she cries out in agony! Then, he grabs hold of one of her now numb pussy flaps with a latex gloved hand, pulling so hard it seems he might tear the tender pink tissue, and proceeds to gruesomely CUT OFF HER LABIA WITH A SCALPEL!!

Seeing this young lady’s lovely labia butchered like that brought to mind the horrors of female circumcision! Whilst the vaginal surgery depicted took mere minutes, I shall not soon be able to purge the disgusting mental image of those two detached pussy flaps laying lifeless in a cold steel surgical tray like so much worthless medical waste. My wife, Vix, who was cowering next to me on the couch, averting her eyes from the bloody horrific scene at hand, later said, “I felt sick, like I could barf, and upset. Leaky face upset.” The intense, gut-wrenching pain and vaginal bleeding that the patient, her genitals now disfigured for life, had to endure in the days that followed only served to cement this nightmarish vision further into my memory.

And to think this is elective surgery! But the sad truth is that more and more women are turning to such labioplasty procedures in the pursuit of a “designer vagina”. Over the past two years, the demand for this genital cosmetic surgery of labia reduction has increased by nearly 150% in Britain’s own National Heath Service and double that figure in private practices, transforming it into one of the most rapidly growing forms of plastic surgery. Apparently, these women are looking to restore the youthful appearance of their pussies to the prepubescent state wherein their vulvas were flat with no labial protrusion. One article on Channel 4’s website depressingly cites…

“Some do it because childbirth has rearranged their genital anatomy, others because they have never been happy with what nature gave them. But, worryingly, experts suggest increasing numbers of women have unrealistic expectations of what they are supposed to look like fuelled by media reports, pictures in porn magazines, and by the wide publicity given to celebrities who go public about going under the knife.”

…obviously, these women are looking at the wrong porn! If they’d just come to MyVaginaSite, they could see that there are plenty of us who dearly love large labia lips and wouldn’t want our women any other way. As anyone who’s massaged a girl’s moist pussy flaps gently between their thumb and forefinger will rightly tell you, this is an extremely erogenous zone that can provide your lover with an intense, teasing pleasure as you masturbate her to a flood of sensual ecstasy. Why would any woman want to willingly undergo a procedure which would only serve to decrease her sexual sensitivity?! Again, labioplasty just smacks of female circumcision (albeit with said genital mutilation leaving the clitoris intact).

“The Perfect Vagina” was not without its saving graces, though; as the show, like myself, was positioned decidedly dead-set against this appalling procedure wherein girls as young as 16 are opting for the op (one teenager said she underwent labia reduction surgery because she felt having a big pussy flaps meant that she wouldn’t be able to get a boyfriend!) and focused moreso on getting women to love their vaginas as they are. At one point toward the end of the program, the show’s hostess tearfully observed, “What’s the result of our sexual liberation? Our flaps are too big and we’re getting them chopped off!” Indeed, you don’t see guys with big cocks queuing up for penis reductions now, do you?!

Sorry for ranting on about this, but seeing girls having their previously perfect female genitalia mutilated like that just pained me terribly and I felt compelled to speak out against this voluntary butchery undertaken in the misguided pursuit of artificial beauty. So, guys, please help spread the word - and, if you’re fortunate enough to have a wife or girlfriend with big pussy flaps, PLEASE be sure to tell her how much you love her large labia lips just the way they are.

Considering that some women undergo labioplasty in an effort to undo the changes in their genitalia brought about by pregnancy and childbirth, I thought it would be most appropriate to bring back the beautiful Brianna from FTVgirls, whom we’d last seen with her pretty pregnant pussy flowering in full bloom. Having given birth and returning to the site for more nude modelling, a thoughtful Brianna has graciously granted us the rare opportunity to witness the natural changes in her genitalia brought about by motherhood in these photos taken before, during & after her pregnancy…

        

…I don’t know about you, but I certainly Brianna’s post-pregnant pussy with its more voluptuous labia lips and bigger clit is the most attractive of the lot! In order that we may further enjoy the results of this most wondrous miracle of nature which not only brings a new life into the world but also serves to enhance a girl’s genitalia as a sexy side-effect (not to mention elevate her to sexy MILF status), I’ve selected a few video clips of Brianna masturbating her postpartum pussy courtesy of FTVgirls.com:

    

    

    

A while back, MyVaginaSite reader Yawnie kindly sent me a set of links to a model named Dasha at Watch4Beauty, adding the postscript, “I guess she is a bit too petite for your liking but I know you’ll like one part of her” (posting a link the the particular pussy pic to which he referred).

While it’s true that I prefer more voluptuous “women of substance” (especially in light of my extreme breast obsession), Yawnie’s message really got me to thinking: When I’m out girl watching, I tend to totally ignore the skinny chicks - unless they’re particularly well-endowed up top - and instead focus upon those who’ve got a bit more flesh on their bones. Slim girls with such minimal measurements as 34-24-35 Dasha wouldn’t even cross my radar.

It’s a shame, really, that such preferential prejudices would get in the way, as there’s so much more to a girl than that which is outwardly visible at the first fleeting glance (and, before think I’m suddenly going soft in my old age, I can assure you that I’m referring to additional physical characteristics concealed by clothing rather than her personality). As, indeed, if I’d ignored Dasha as a potential sex partner due to her lack of visible endowment, I’d have totally missed out on a glorious sight this…

…yes, being the big fan of huge labia lips that I am, I would’ve totally missed out on this most exquisite view of a naked Dasha showing off her pendulous hanging pussy flaps from behind! Sure, the long blonde hair cascading down her bare back is a sight to behold, but my own lustful eyes are instead immediately drawn just below her tight little ass where the morning light beams from between her spread legs to envelop her huge hanging labia lips dangling from her vulva in a seductive aura of sensual radiance. *sigh*

Alas, if there were only an accurate way to discern the genital endowment of a girl in advance without her having to be nude (which probably explains why I’m so fond of slutty girls who flash their pussies in public, as at least then I know what I’ll be faced with if I take her home and get her naked in bed). But, sadly, nudity in public remains largely taboo in our “modern” society - not to mention illegal in most places - and so, I suppose I’ll have to accept that a woman’s labia length shall likewise remain a sublime sexual mystery reserved for intimate encounters in private.

So thanks, Yawnie, for a post which gave me pause to consider being more open-minded in terms of sexual selection. And, for everyone else, here are a few more pics of lovely little Dasha and her luscious large labia lips courtesy of Watch4Beauty.com:

        

        

        

        

        

As you may have gathered from my last post, I’m certainly not opposed to the occasional tight pussy purely based upon my appreciation of the aesthetics of the female genitalia. However, if we’re talking about having a pussy to play with, I much prefer a girl with a big vagina.

Indeed, women well-endowed with voluminous vaginas (or a “bucket cunt“, to utilise the wife’s favourite self-referential phrase for this, despite the dreaded “C-word” being terribly taboo terminology here in Britain) just offer so many more erotic possibilities in terms of pussy play! Even if you don’t possess “bizarre” sexual proclivities towards the intimacy of fisting or the more sexually adventuresome DVP, there still remains the fantasy that you could just crawl up inside your woman’s gaping pussy to re-experience the wet, welcoming comfort of her womb (perhaps a bit twisted, I know, but an occasional fantasy nonetheless).

Now before you start dissing girls with voluminous vaginas as having a “loose pussy”, bear in mind that the cubic capacity of one’s carnal canal does not necessarily relate to it’s tightness! As any woman familiar with the Kegel pelvic floor exercises will tell you, that’s all a matter of maintaining muscle control, and I can report from first-hand experience that such otherwise “loose women” who practice their Kegel exercises regularly can exert a death-grip on your cock that almost feels like a hand clasped tightly around you inside her vagina as she squeezes (which is especially enjoyable when you’re cumming!)!

[And, speaking of cumming, Kegel exercises are good for us men as well, as they promote greater ejaculatory control during sex. For those unfamiliar with these most excellent unisex exercises, typically prescribed by physicians for combating incontinence but useful for maintaining good sexual function as well, I was happy to find a rather helpful little song to get you well on your way to "Doing the Kegel"!]

But back to buckets, I’ve always found these lovely large vaginas to be the exclusive domain of older women in their post childbearing years. However, I recently came across a lovely young lady over at FTV Girls who appears to be doing an entirely different sort of exercise in order to increase her vaginal capacity: pussy gaping! Lubricating her hands with saliva and inserting a couple of fingers from each deep inside of herself, she then spreads her pussy wide to reveal the inviting moist love tunnel within. If she keeps this up, she’ll no doubt become one of those beautiful “bucket cunts” I so adore (just hope she keeps up with the Kegels as well!).

I don’t know about you, but the sight of her gaping pussy in these videos just makes me want to dive in with both hands (and perhaps even a cock, if there’s still room)! So, whilst I fantasize about the prurient possibilities offered by the prodigious pussy, here are a few video clips of the vaginal expansion in question courtesy of FTVgirls.com:

    

    

Huge fan of female masturbation that I am, I must say that there is no porn site that pleases me more with this particular fetish than FTV Girls. It’s not only chock full of women wanking (ok, perhaps young girls having a little lady wank would be more accurate, as most of their models are in their late-teens or early-twenties), but I’ve encountered quite a number of sexy surprises hidden in there as well!

Take bespectacled blonde FTVgirl Violet, for example, best known for her love of vegetables (as a passable penis substitute for pussy insertion, that is) and for said produce being likewise utilised for masturbating in public…

        

        

…well, upon further exploration of FTV girl Violet’s work for the site, I found her engaging in creative masturbation techniques I’d not witnessed before! Now, we’ve all seen a girl wanking with a garden hose before, focusing the pressurised stream of water directly upon her pussy for continuous clitoral stimulation, but I’ve honestly never seen a girl go the full-insertion route with a running hose, stuffing a girt length of it up her vagina so that cascades of water pour out from between her labia lips!

Being but a lowly male, I can only dare to imagine the profound pleasure this full-penetration practice might bring: The steady stream of water pounding firmly against your cervix like a cock cumming continuously within you, gushing outward against your vaginal wall and hitting the g-spot in a one-way liquid massage. Why, it’s like having a vaginal Jacuzzi (which reminds me, I’ve always wanted to build a little testicular Jacuzzi within which to immerse my balls in its bubbly goodness, but that’s an entirely different topic altogether (not to mention scarcely appropriate for a vagina blog))!

But back to Violet who, having seen the entirety of this most horny video, seemed to get incredibly turned-on by the task of washing her car (would that be a form of auto-erotica?!). She starts out by turning the hose upon herself, soaking her bikini-clad body before moving Southward to focus fully upon her pubic region. Feeling the pleasure of its pulsing pressure against her pussy, it’s not long before Violet peels the crotch of her bikini bottoms aside, exposing her bare vulva to the full force of the spurting hose’s endless emissions.

Within a matter of minutes, she’s down on the ground, as if her lovely legs just gave out from such extreme sexual ecstasy. With the pressure of the stream already parting her pussy flaps wide, Violet inserts the nozzle into her gaping vagina - cautiously, at first, but soon finds herself fucking the hose with increasing enthusiasm. Just then, a little dog wanders into the video frame (does this count as dogging?) and just meanders about until she pulls the hose from her pussy and warns off the canine interloper with a little squirt (I just love porn out-takes!).

It’s then that the serious hose fucking commences, with Violet ramming the squirting shaft in & out of her pussy, water gushing from her vagina with every stroke (mmm, can you say “power douche”?!). The video camera zooms in for a close-up of her pussy as Violet approaches orgasm, and we can see the onset of her initial vaginal contractions right before she rips the hose out of herself and just keeps on cumming and cumming, her pussy lips opening and closing as each orgasmic contraction propels immense gushes of liquid just like a real squirter until all of the foreign fluid fulling her vagina is expelled.

When all is said and done and her orgasm subsides to the point where she’s regained the strength to speak again, Violet turns to the camera with a sublimely sexy and satisfied smile and simply says, “ooh, water hoses,” with an exhausted sigh before melting to the ground like so many puddles she’d made from her pussy moments before. Oh, I do so love a really dirty girl (although, that said, Violet does come out remarkably clean by the end of this video, go figure)! So, without further ado, here’s beautiful blonde babe Violet masturbating with a garden hose in videos from FTVgirls.com:

    

    

I know that it’s wrong to pre-judge a person based solely upon their appearance, as it often results in an inaccurate impression and just perpetuates some stereotype, but must nonetheless admit that I, too, am guilty of doing this from time to time. At the same time, though, I often find my “at first sight” assessments to be relatively accurate as they’re based upon my own past experience.

Case in point: sluts. As you’re probably already aware, I adore slutty women and seek them out at every given opportunity for friendship, sex and sometimes more. Thus, I consider “slut” to me a term of endearment rather than derision, as the most cherished relationships in my life have always been with slut girls (whom I’ve always found to be far more open, honest and genuine than their more Puritanical counterparts).

My first one was with a girl named Robyn whom I’d met in high-school. Being a bit of a geek, I was a regular Billy No-Mates until lovely little Robyn came along to befriend me with her tousled blonde hair and bouncy personality, and felt like the luckiest bloke in the world that such a vivacious and beautiful sexy schoolgirl would want me to be her friend.

While Robyn & I were never technically boyfriend & girlfriend - not having succumbed to the sexual tension and crossing that fine line between friendship & fornication - we’d spend hours together just talking, sharing our most intimate secrets and baring our souls to each other. The “alone time” we’d spent together are amongst the most treasured memories of my early adolescence (in fact, it would not be an exaggeration to say that these were my only good memories from high-school).

However, when Robyn & I ventured out together in public, it was an entirely different matter altogether. Walking down the halls of our school with her, I’d witness first-hand the disapproving glances shot at her followed by muffled coughs of “slut”, “slag”, “whore” & “nympho” as we passed. Although Robyn was a self-admitted nymphomaniac and proud of it (indeed, most of the stories she’d shared with we were about sex and she’d often use the term slut herself in a self-referential manner), I just couldn’t get over the overt cruelty she had to endure from the boys and especially other girls.

Ah, but I’m drifting off topic here. The reason I brought up Robyn in the first place was that she marked the beginning of my since life-long appreciation of slutty girls. I admired Robyn so much that I studied her every move, from the wanton way her hips would be swinging as she walked to her “un-lady-like” slouched, spread-legged posture whilst sitting to the short-shorts & crop-tops she’d wear to reveal as much skin as possible to the makeup she used to accentuate the prick-tease glint in her eye whenever she flashed that dirty smile and bit her lower lip. Why, even her sultry voice was enough to reveal her voracious sexual appetite!

Thus, it was Robyn who was responsible for my internal “slut template” by which I would judge all of the women in my future and, as soon as I saw the sublimely sexy Sindee Jennings over at See Her Squirt, my slut-radar went wild! As I perved through her photos, she summarily began to tick all my boxes of how a naughty nymphomaniac should be, and the fact that Sindee is a pussy squirter as well was but a bonus. It’s the photos within which she’s playfully flashing her gash that I enjoyed the most (me having a particular penchant for “sluts on display“), the sight of Sindee spreading her ass whilst fucking cowgirl-style and showing off the sexy tattoo on her lower back did “cum” in a close second!

But enough ramblings upon the virtue of slut-girls and on with the photos, here’s the incomparably beautiful pussy squirting slut supreme Sindee Jennings from SeeHerSquirt.com…

        

        

…it was in the videos, though, that I got to hear slutty Sindee’s sexy voice as she described in explicit detail her first pussy squirting experience when she was just eighteen, after which she provided several delightful demonstrations of just how much of a pussy gusher she is!

The first occurs with Sindee reclining topless & spread-eagle on the couch so that her short skirt hikes up to reveal a glorious view of her shaved vulva whilst her erstwhile interviewer furiously finger-fucks her pussy. As the sexual tension of his fingers fucking her vagina reaches a climax, Sindee yanks his hand from her twat and proceeds to spray a six-foot stream of vaginal juice like some lustful living fountain, the subsequent close-up pussy shots revealing a thoroughly soaked pubic region as she strokes her lovely labia.

Then, it’s time for a blowjob break as Sindee gets down on her knees and goes down on her man, sucking him off and spitting on his cock to make for a nice, sloppy handjob (and the sexy, adoring look she casts upward as she’s jacking him off is one of those intensely horny yet cute moments in porn that’s not to be missed!) before resuming her mouth-fuck and licking his balls.

Blowjob break over and back to the couch with Sindee straddling her lucky fuck-buddy reverse cowgirl style, her feet on his thighs for support, pounding her pussy down upon him like a pile-driver and then pulling herself off of the invading man-meat suddenly for yet another massive gushing orgasm - man, this girl can squirt! - before getting right back in the saddle as he stuffs his hard cock right back into her girl-cum soaked pussy for more.

It’s the next clip, though, that has to be one of my favourites from the pussy squirting genre as, not only does it provide a nice view of fucking from behind, but to see Sindee cumming all over his cock after he pulls out and her vaginal juices dribbling from his engorged male member is truly priceless (hmmm, would this be the male equivalent of a creampie?)!

While the last clip gives us but a little squirt, her natural lubrication no doubt exhausted from all of that fucking & gushing, I just really loved the way Sindee begged “get inside of me” after he’d already fucked her so many times - cock-hungry slut indeed. And so, a few choice clips from this Sindee Jennings pussy gushing video extravaganza courtesy of SeeHerSquirt.com:

    

    

    

    

For all of the things I’ve done through the course of my diverse sexual history and despite having been married twice, one thing I have sadly never had the pleasure to experience is the succulent, swollen pussy of a pregnant woman. Indeed, the fecund female genitalia of the mother-to-be have eluded me for the first 44 years of my life, and I dare say that I shall never know the unique sexual pleasures afforded to those in the throes of pre-fatherhood from the sublime natural changes which occur in a pregnant girl’s genitals engorged by gestation (not to mention the increased sex drive which, admittedly, may well be but a rumour unconfirmed by my inexperienced self).

And so, I have no recourse but to turn to preggo porn to satisfy my innate sexual curiosity with regard to this post-coital condition and, as luck would have it, I found this gorgeous young girl named Brianna over at FTVgirls who, rare though this may be in the adult industry, continued modelling nude for the site whilst she was expecting! But, first - before we get to the videos of beautiful Brianna masturbating herself to a gushing orgasm - I thought we’d start out with a few sexy photos to whet your appetite for her pregnant pussy juice from FTVgirls.com…

        

        

        

        

…lovely though the above pregnant pussy pics may be, the videos are an entirely different thing altogether, as it is within these that we get to see lovely little mother-to-be Brianna masturbating - first with her fingers and then with a stainless steel vibrator - to the point where she climaxes in an audibly wet squirting orgasm. Now, Brianna has always been a natural pussy squirter in her pre-pregnant masturbation videos for FTV Girls, but the additional physiological pressure from her pregnancy has rendered this even moreso, propelling her succulent vaginal juices from her swollen slit and summarily soaking the soft, comfy chair cushion upon which she is seated!

Although the last video clip is below intended as the ultimate sexual climax, revealing the squirting orgasm in all of its gushing glory, I’m actually far more aroused by the penultimate, as it’s the third clip within which we witness the erotic natural wonder of Brianna’s pulsing pussy flaps opening and closing outwardly in time with the intense vaginal contractions occurring within (which, for those of us unfortunate enough to be men, can at best be likened to the muscular contractions we feel in our cocks when we’re cumming, albeit inside-out (and I say “unfortunate” because I have it on good authority that not only does the female orgasm last significantly longer than its paltry male counterpart, sometimes going on unabated for many minutes on end, but also because women can experience multiple orgasms in rapid succession as Brianna demonstrates in this lovely lady-wanking video)).

And so, without further ado, here’s sexy Brianna and her puffy pussy in pregnant masturbation videos from FTVgirls.com:

    

    

Although I’ve featured a bit of self-fisting on MyVaginaSite before, I recently ran across such a stunning series of self-fisting photos over at FTVgirls that I just had to share. The set stars this lovely, slender, short-haired ginger girl who can not only bury her whole hand in her vagina up to the wrist, but she accomplishes said self-fisting from behind as well!! How impressed was I?! I especially love the sequence toward the end where she’s slowly withdrawing her sweet hand from that beautiful gaping pussy so we can witness the divine depth of her vaginal canal framed beautifully between the gentle folds of her labia lips. Before I wax poetic upon the virtues of women well-endowed down below any further, I’ll desist for a moment so that you can see for yourself these wonderful self-fisting photos from FTVgirls.com…

        

        

        

        

…but, alas, the title of this blog promised self-fisting videos rather than pics. And so, that I not fall afoul of the trades descriptions act, here’s a handful of a self-fisting video galleries likewise coming courtesy of FTVgirls.com:

    

    

    

Although I’m currently embroiled in the process of blogging beautiful G-cup busty blonde Lilly over on MyBoobSite, I just had to take a crack at composing a pussy blog simultaneously as Lilly’s luscious labia lips are a sight to behold! Thus, because big breast lovers are probably bored with my banging on about the exquisite natural beauty of the female genitalia, I thought I’d try my hand at parallel blogging.

From the moment I first saw the following photos, an instant fantasy began to form involving lovely Lilly laying naked spread-eagle on a bed with me perched prone between her slender legs, my mouth positioned precariously close to to those perfect pink pussy flaps of hers. Easing forward but millimetres, I allow my lips to lightly brush against her labia before moving upward to press my tongue against her clitoris. With one arm wrapped underneath each of her tender thighs and around that gorgeous tight ass to take hold of her hips, I pull her firmly down against my now-open mouth and commence slowly licking her clit whilst relocating my hands to rest upon her tight tummy. As I feel the delicate feminine finery of her pussy begin to swell - engorged with blood from my gentle oral administrations - I close my lips around her vulva and begin sucking as I lick the length of her sublime pussy slit as she moans her approval, the growing moisture of of her natural lubrication seeping out and mixing with my own saliva in a sort of sensual stew. Unable to resist the urge to penetrate her pussy, I sense the toned muscles of her athletic thighs tense as I plunge my eager tongue into her invitingly wet vagina, extending it as far as I can reach then licking up her vaginal wall until I reach an appropriate position to apply pressure against the underside of her erect clitoris. Awakening my right hand from its restful slumbers upon her warm belly and stopping to toy with her pierced navel along the way, my fingers travel to the top of her clit to participate in a finger & tongue massage, the continuing clitoral dual-stimulation ultimately giving way to an intense orgasm wherein she floods my waiting mouth with her succulent vaginal juices. My soaked face still buried deep within her crotch, my nose drawing in the sweet scent of her sex with every breath, I glance upwards over her belly and through the fleshy valley of cleavage formed between the nipple-topped hills of her big breasts only to witness the wonder of those captivating blue eyes meeting mine as a sexually contented smile crosses her radiant visage. “I could just lay here for hours,” I muse, “lost in those twin ocean-blue pools of lust.” But then, suddenly, I remember that I’m supposed to be blogging!

Eh, I guess fantasies come a dime a dozen and, certainly, cannot compare to the value of beholding the sublime beauty that is Lilly for yourself. And so, I’ll stop whittering on and just show you the pretty pussy pics from the gorgeous young girl who served as my inspiration for this waking wet-dream - 32G Lilly from Lilly-Exposed.com:

        

        

Surfing porn the other day in pursuit of pussy perfection, as I’m wont to do, I stumbled across this gash shot that somewhat shocked & surprised me in light of how I typically assess genital attractiveness in a girl…

    

…the pretty pussy in question belongs to Carli Banks (whom we first saw licking labia in the last gallery of my “can’t judge a pussy” post) and, despite my enduring love of, shall we say, the more profoundly prominent female genitalia, I just couldn’t get over the sublime natural feminine beauty of the neat & tidy package embodied within her sweet little vulva!

Are my overtly sizeist attitudes against girls with small, tight pussies (indeed, I’ve always preferred a “bit of a bucket” in a woman) undergoing some sort of subtle sea change?? Or am I merely expanding the horizons of my repertoire to include a greater variety of vaginas in all shapes & sizes?!

Eh, who cares, really, as I can’t imagine anyone who couldn’t appreciate the picture of pure pussy perfection that is the stunning Carli Banks (whom I’ve since learned was Penthouse Pet for October 2005 and also has her own site) in these photo & video galleries courtesy of RonHarris.com:

        

        

        

        

    

    

I’ve always found it easier to talk to girls than guys, especially about more intimate topics like wanking. My best male mate when I was but a teen had this girlfriend named Tracey who used to call me later at night and keep me up on the phone talking for literally hours. At some point, the conversation would invariably turn to sex and both of us, being hormone-addled teens at the time, would get sexually aroused by the erotic chat and begin mutually masturbating (albeit a sort of long-distance mutual masturbation, if you will).

This one time (no, not at band camp) amidst enhancing our oral exchange with genital stimulation, Tracey asked me to place the phone receiver next to my cock so she could hear the sound made by the hand / hard-on interface as I stroked myself off. In return, she then placed her receiver near her wet pussy so I could listen to the intense audio erotica of Tracey finger fucking herself with abandon (which was, in a manner of speaking, my very first experience with “aural” sex). Ah, but that’s all beside the point as I’ve drifted dangerously off-topic already. Eh, consider it a background story.

The reason I wanted to talk about Tracey was that she was the first girl ever to describe female masturbation to me in explicit detail. She’d told me the story of how she first discovered the pleasures of her pussy, having previously felt the telltale twinge down below whenever a sexy thought crossed her mind. On night whilst indulging in a bedtime fantasy, Tracey instinctively let her fingers do the walking and it wasn’t long before she found herself rubbing her clit and stroking the slit betwixt her labia lips until she shuddered with her first orgasm.

Such began her career as a serial wanker and I dare say that Tracey’s masturbatory frequency rivalled even my own! However, having come to grips with her orgasms as a girl, she soon longed for something long & hard to squeeze against an her vaginal contractions commenced. In fact, she literally told me that her pussy ached to be filled whenever she felt herself on the verge of cumming! However, she was still a virgin at the time - not to mention a good Catholic girl - and so, sadly, a cock was out of the question.

This, of course, left only her tiny fingers for such sexual satisfaction and their lack of girth combined with their rather shallow depth of penetration left Tracey wanting for something more substantial with which to fill her vagina. Not having a dildo to hand, she ultimately decided that she’d settle for the next best thing - fresh produce!

Venturing into the kitchen one day whilst the house was empty, Tracey raided the crisper drawer of the refrigerator and retrieved a somewhat long but slender cucumber. Perching herself naked up on the kitchen counter, she began masturbating her clitoris with one hand whilst using the other to press the rounded end of the cucumber firmly against her rapidly swelling pussy and, once her natural vaginal lubrication kicked in, she was able to insert said vegetable deep into her vagina with relative ease (and, curiously, said that the coolness of the cucumber felt quite nice within her hot pussy!).

As she continued strumming her clit with her fingers, Tracey began slowly sliding the cucumber in and out of her wet vagina to simulate what she felt real sexual intercourse must feel like, paying close attention to every sexy sensation as she plunged her own depths far greater than ever before. Raising herself up on her knees for enhanced pussy penetration, Tracey found that pushing the cucumber forward against her pubic bone provided the most profound pleasure of all (and thus, as I was unaware then but know now, had unwittingly discovered her g-spot!).

Tracey kept this up - along with the continuous clitoral stimulation - until she exploded in the most intense orgasm she’d ever enjoyed to date, her vagina squeezing the hell out of that poor cucumber as the contractions came hard & fast. I only wish I could’ve seen the look on her face when that happened, as I find the open-mouthed, closed-eyed erotic expressions of a girl experiencing an orgasm to be one of the biggest turn-ons of all. *sigh*

What stimulated this latent sexual memory of Tracey’s & my late-night erotic exchanges was a video I encountered at FTV Girls which finds this sexy little blonde girl likewise perched up on a kitchen counter masturbating with a cucumber (how coincidental is that? well, apart from the fact that Tracey had dark hair)! Granted, I’m sure I’ve embellished the story a bit as a result of my ageing pornographic memory not being what it once was and thus trying to take up the slack, but the characters - both human & vegetable - and events portrayed herein are pretty much as I remember them from my youth.

And so, in order to bring to life this long-past, real-life fantasy that had me wanking myself raw for days after I’d first been told the story, I give you the following female masturbation video from FTVgirls.com:

    

    

By now, you’re probably all aware that I prefer a big, sloppy pussy to the tight & tidy type you find on most young girls as there’s nothing like sucking an immense, mouth-filling pair of huge labia lips deep into your throat, but how exactly do you go about asking a potential girlfriend or fuck-buddy just how well-endowed they are “down below”? Sure, you could wear a t-shirt that sports a slogan something like “I (heart) Huge Piss-Flaps” to publicly profess your lustful love of large labias, but then you run the risk of everyone just thinking you’re a bit of a pervert (which may be fair enough, but would only serve to exacerbate the prejudice pussy lovers face from day to day).

Trouble is, I’m finding the same difficulty in mainstream porn as well. I began browsing through the galleries at a site called Met-Art in search of a puffy piss-flap fix and soon found that I could conveniently search for models by hair colour, eye colour & breast size. Conspicuously missing, however, were any options with respect to their lovely models’ pussies (which could have encompassed several fields with selections ranging from such things as pubes shaved to hairy, clits big to small, and labias with tucked-in, tidy little lips all the way through to the fleshy, massive meat-flaps I so crave, just to name a few of the more outwardly-obvious qualities of the female genitalia).

And so I was left to troll through Met-Art’s copious collection nubile nudes for gash shots and soon came upon a lovely young lady called Monika A who had this luscious, elongated clit with pendulous pussy flaps to die for…

        

        

…continuing on, though, I soon found myself distracted by sexy little blonde Maya C who summarily stoked my lustful urges with her smouldering, sultry look and huge, hanging labia lips dangling between her supple thighs…

        

        

…my next pussy port of call curiously brought me right back to my first large labia love from Met-Art, Monika A (whom I must admit I didn’t recognise right away as a redhead, but the long clit & big flaps were unmistakeable (hmm, is it wrong to be able to identify someone solely by their pussy bits?)).

Since I’d so quickly come full circle and considering that there were over 1,300 more models to perve over at the site, I decided it best to stop for now and continue prowling for pussy lips there at a later date. So, once again, the stunning Monika A and her lovely labia courtesy of Met-Art.com:

        

        

I don’t normally like ass shots as I’m just not much of a butt-man. While I am quite fond of tits, pussies and a nice body (in that order), asses have always seem little more than an accessory to the latter. However, a revelatory experience upon this lazy Sunday afternoon has suddenly changed all that. You see, the wife & I were still sound asleep well past noon, the two of us having stayed up just chatting with each other until the wee hours last night, when I was rudely awakened by a big, fluffy white pussy (erm, that’d be our cat, mind). Not wanting to awaken my still slumbering partner, I quietly got out of bed and wandered to the kitchen to feed him and open the cat flap, fetching myself a cup of coffee on the way back. It was upon my return to the bedroom that this new-found appreciation for asses began to unfold.

Upon entering the door, I saw my wife sleeping nude upon the bed, the plump duvet clasped firmly between her legs as she lay languidly on her side with her ass facing me. As I cautiously approached for a closer look, I could see her pink pussy flaps sticking out like two tiny tongues teasing me from between her bare ass cheeks, the surrounding clean-shaven pubic mound perfectly framed by the contour of her milky white inner thighs. I stood there in awe, wanting to brush the backs of my fingers gently against those lovely protruding labia lips, but resisted for fear of awakening her. So, instead, I just stood back and silently admired this glorious glimpse of pussy from behind at length until the sublime, sensual beauty of such an intensely erotic image became firmly etched into the neural pathways of my brain.

I then walked over and set my coffee cup down on the computer desk beside our bed, took a seat and began surfing porn (eh, what else are you gonna do whilst your wife is still asleep?). Specifically, I was searching for something to captured the essence of my earlier experience. I finally found what I was looking for at a site called Hegre-Art who offer these stunning 6000-pixel high-resolution photos of beautiful nude girls in every conceivable sexy scenario. And so, in an effort to illustrate the life-changing event that led up to my at long last seeing the light with regard to the enduring natural wonder of naked asses as curvaceous, fleshy frames for pussy flaps, here are nude sleeping beauties Bere, Olga, Klara, Jana, Ira & Evi from Hegre-Art.com:

    

    

    

Appreciating that not everyone wants to get as up close & personal with the pussy as we did in the graphic detail of my last post, I figured I’d start making a habit of occasionally posting some nice pussy pics from a safe enough distance to where we won’t get sucked in. So, whilst I prepare for the next explicit onslaught of fleshy flaps, I’ll leave you to enjoy a few more of the stunningly artistic pretty pussy photos & videos from FemJoy.com:

        

        

        

        

    

    

cervix
/serviks/
• noun (pl. cervices /serviseez/) 1 the narrow neck-like passage forming the lower end of the womb. 2 technical the neck.
— ORIGIN Latin.
[per The Compact Oxford English Dictionary]

As you’ve probably already noticed, I often rely upon personal experience in order to come up with things to write about in my sundry blogs. While I don’t mind sharing my own secret fantasies, I sometimes get concerned when there are others involved in the stories I tell. How will they react? Will they consider the intimate details I include as an invasion of their privacy? This is why I attempt to make my narratives as anonymous as possible so not to offend the sexy and wonderful people who provide me with the “first-hand” (as it were) experiences that ultimately inspire my blog entries.

There was one story, however, that came to be discovered by the lovely young lady who served as its inspirational subject. Several days after having posted the story, a comment appeared from a girl going by the same name as its heroine which merely read, “That made for very entertaining reading, Reese,” followed by a wink. Summarily shocked, I messaged her immediately to ask if she’d minded. She soon responded that, although it did make her blush quite a bit, she was instead flattered and said that it was wonderful to read my own personal perspective on the experience.

In fact, having encountered her again recently at a party she’d hosted, she’d mentioned having discovered MyVaginaSite and said that I should repeat the story here! And so I shall but, first, a bit of background: This particular intimate incident occurred shortly after a Christmas party we’d all attended. The hour being late and the bar having closed, a bunch of us decided to congregate in one of the hotel rooms so that we could all carry on drinking and socialising. And so, despite the dense population of prospective voyeurs inhabiting this crowded hotel room, here’s what happened…

I was sitting on a bed casually stroking the inner thighs of this stunning 26-year-old girl who had laid down next to me. At length, I let my fingers do the walking up to her crotch and, realising that she wasn’t wearing any panties, I leaned down to ask in a whisper if she was okay with what I was doing. She just smiled, nodded and spread her legs a little farther apart to grant me unfettered access to her naked nether regions. I raised her skirt slightly and leaned over a bit to behold a most beautiful clean-shaven pubic mound.

Moving my hand upwards, I began stroking the tender flesh to either side of her vaginal slit with the backs of my fingers, careful not to brush up against the already swelling labia lips just yet. She clenched her thighs a bit to draw my hand inward, so, not wanting to be branded a mere pussy tease by my new-found fondle friend, I ran two fingertips up the length of her long, wet slit and then lingered for a moment toward the top, rubbing little circles over her rapidly-expanding clitoris erection before brushing back downward to take her pussy flaps between my thumb and forefinger for a gentle massage.

Considering that she was now bucking her hips lightly upward to increase the pressure I was applying, I allowed my middle and ring finger to slowly slide ever further into her waiting, wet vagina with every thrust. Moving my thumb up to her clit, I slid by index finger in to join the others, curving it upward to apply pressure to her g-spot as I probed ever deeper with the other two fingers. Although she was young and tight, her vagina was so well lubricated from the past 20 or so minutes of my manual attentions that I was able to deeply penetrate her with relative ease.

Feeling the pre-orgasmic contractions constricting around my fingers, I laid my head on her belly, raising my thumb from her erect clitoris and replacing it with my tongue to taste the flow of vaginal juices gushing gently from between those swollen lips. Wanting to make the most of her experience, I pressed a trembling middle finger into the tiny doughnut of her cervix, all the while brushing across her g-spot with my curled index finger and flicking her engorged clit with the tip of my tongue. She came magnificently as I closed my lips around her clitoral hood and sucked her dry as the spasms of her orgasm subsided.

Ah, the memories. What struck me the most about this lovely young lady was the utter elegance of her cervix. I had just never encountered a cervical hump that was so smooth, round & perfectly formed, like a little fleshy doughnut treat hidden within the innermost depths of her vagina. As she was cumming, it felt almost as if her pumping cervix was literally sucking my fingertip into itself. It was a most intensely erotic feeling, and one that I’ll not soon forget. Although she was a stunning girl with lovely large breasts and an amazing body, nothing short of a herd of wild elephants couldn’ve torn me away from that perfect pussy.

…funny thing is, I was so totally transfixed by her beautiful cervix that I failed to notice the comings and goings of numerous friends throughout that evening! It was only later that I found myself apologising for having ignored them, me being totally wrapped up in pussy at the time.

Rereading my story, however, I was suddenly struck with the disturbing notion that it might have been inappropriate to say that she had a “beautiful cervix” without having actually seen it, instead relying purely upon touch. In fact, apart from medical illustrations of the female reproductive system, I’d never seen a cervix before in my life! And so, in researching this blog, I set out to correct this blatant oversight, especially considering how useful it is to have a good visual image of the anatomical territory you’re dealing with when probing the innermost depths of your girlfriend’s vagina!

Getting to know the cervix is important for two reasons: 1) At the very back of the vagina and just below the cervical hump you’ll find an area known as the anterior fornix (hmmm, I wonder if this is from whence the term “fornication” was derived?!) and, in addition to the more commonly known erogenous zones of the G-spot and clitoris, this region - also known as the A-spot - can be manipulated to induce a most powerful female orgasm known as the “uterine orgasm” (due to the fact that this is where all of the nerve bundles of the genitals converge before unltimately joining up with the spinal column)! Oh, and 2), you’ll be well aware upon encountering this curious construct of conical flesh that your girlfriend doesn’t have a small penis lodged up inside of her pussy from some past sexual conquest!!

Although my second reason there was offered totally tongue-in-cheek, the cervix really does somewhat resemble the head of an erect penis when you first feel it with your fingers, especially when you come across the small slit that serves as the entrance to her uterus (as, alas, it would be far too crass to refer to this opening as her “womb-hole”). However, getting to actually see so far into this most inner sanctum of womanhood does pose some difficulty and requires either an endoscopic camera or a gynecological speculum in order to get a clear view of the cervix.

My quest to provide pictures led me to several medical fetish gyno-porn sites, but most of these proved far too disrespectful toward women for me to even consider featuring their content. Then, after five days of dedicated searching, I finally stumbled upon a site called “In The Crack” which, despite the seemingly vulgar name, really impressed me with their overall ethos and respectfulness toward their models…

InTheCrack writes:
While we do show the most graphic private parts views possible, including deep vaginal views and spread pussy pee-hole-in-action views, noticeably absent from inthecrack are all the less desirable vices that typically come with hardcore porn videos. There is no obsessive cursing, and girls are not being spit on, slapped, called a bitch, or taken advantage of. You might see deep pussy speculum views but don’t expect to see too many girl’s ass holes pried open by a speculum. If you’ve ever had a speculum up your ass you’ll know why. Unlike some adult producers we do respect the models comfort and ensure that they have a good time during the shoot.

…that’s all I needed and, now having reviewed a lot of their content in search of the perfect cervix, I’m pleased to say I didn’t find a single one of their “speculum girls” who didn’t appear to be enjoying herself! In the end, I settled upon a beautiful young blonde named Rachel who was using a transparent plastic speculum to spread her pussy wide enough to grant a glorious view on the inside of her vagina all the way back to her cervix (and what a beautiful cervix it was!). Strangely, I know an awful lot of guys who really don’t like looking at such graphic pussy pics, but isn’t it just so much better to actually see what you’re getting yourself into? ;~)

And so, here’s the lovely Rachel and her speculum spreading wide for us who can appreciate the true natural splendour of her exquisite innermost depths courtesy of InTheCrack.com:

        

        

        

        

Frankly, I would find it rather hard to believe that there’s a man, woman or beast alive upon this green Earth who hasn’t seen the paparazzi photos of Britney Spears flashing her pussy as she stepped out of Paris Hilton’s car whilst Lindsay Lohan looked on…

(photo courtesy of egotastic)

…of course, this is old news now (said pussy pics having first circulated circa November of 2006) and the sensationalist tabloid “Pop Slut Flashes Gash” headlines are long passed. However, for all of the press it received at the time and considering the remarkable influence of celebrity upon popular culture, this incident failed to produce the profusion of copycat pussy flashers as a growing fad that I’d been hoping for.

Once again, I find myself blaming the mainstream media for this fad failing to take hold. Indeed, the press published some decidedly inconsiderate & cruel commentary with regard to poor Britney’s bare little pussy in what they’d come to dub the “pantygate scandal”. The New York Post even went so far as to brand this pop party posse triumvirate of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan the “Three Bimbos of the Apocalypse“!

Personally, I find girls flashing their pussies quite sexy regardless of whether it’s accidental or deliberate, and the fact that our Britney wasn’t wearing any panties came as no shocker either (since most of the women I know tend to “go commando” anyway). But, judging by the media’s overblown reaction to the somewhat tamer Janet Jackson Superbowl nipple slip incident (I’m sorry - “wardrobe malfunction”) in 2004, the general public’s acceptability of female genitalia on display probably won’t happen within my lifetime.

So thank goodness for porn - where women can feel the freedom to flash their private parts with impunity, should they so desire, without it being branded “sad & ugly” (as one Australian reporter put it regarding Ms. Spears’ paparazzi-pussy interface). What brought on this Britney-based blast from the past for me was a photo gallery I’d encountered from photographer par excellence Ron Harris wherein someone finally takes up Britney’s pussy flash copycat challenge to exploit its true fad potential.

Although little blonde Jana Foxy isn’t really a Britney Spears look-alike, I think she does a wonderful job in emulating some of the exposed pussy poses that brought Britney infamy for her alleged “public indecency”. In fact, Jana takes this automotive egress pink flash theme to extremes by spreading her legs wide enough to reveal those lovely puffy pussy lips (which is much nicer look than Britney’s neat & tidy tucked-in flaps, imho) in all their genital glory, as if offering an open invitation to probe the depths of her “inner character”. Simply breathtaking.

And so, here’s beautiful blonde Jana Foxy being Britney for a bit in these stunning public pussy flash photos from RonHarris.com…